Inflation Up Jokes
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Funniest Inflation Up Short Jokes
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- Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said "inflation"
- Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? Inflation
Holy smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!! - Had to stop at the gas station to fill my tires… They raised the price to $1.50. I just can't believe the cost of inflation these days.
- Got my girlfriend today while airing up a tire Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
Me- "Inflation" - My local gas station started charging money just to put air in your tires When I commented that this had been free for decades, the attendant just looked at me and said "that's inflation for you".
- The great thing about inflation, is if you spend the same on groceries,
the bags are lighter and easier to carry home. - Meanwhile in business news... ...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate
- Instead of actual serious spying gear, the Chinese used a balloon. Why? Because of inflation.
- Balloons For Sale! They're 10c each or if you want them filled its 20c
Ive adjusted the price to allow for inflation. - Fiddy Cent just had a kid. They named him after his father but adjusted for inflation. They call him Buck Fiddy.
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Inflation Up One Liners
Which inflation up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inflation up? I can suggest the ones about due to inflation and adjusted inflation.
- Why is helium so expensive these days? Because of all the inflation.
- The price of balloon is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation.
- Why are airbags so expensive? Because of inflation.
- Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl? Inflation is real
- I thought of an inflation joke the other day It's not as funny today
- Why shoot down so many balloons? It's a fight against inflation.
- Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation
- I filled my inflatable girlfriend up with helium... and now she's playing hard to get!!!
- Inflation is really getting out of hand… That's just my 3 cents.
- Paying a clown to blow up balloons at a party is pretty expensive. Must be inflation.
- I just had to pay £1 at the garage to pump up my tires. That's inflation for you.
- Inflation is so bad right now .. That a picture is now worth 2000 words.
- Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now.
- Inflation is out of control That's just my $5 bucks.
- I couldn't believe how expensive the new bike pump was! I hadn't considered inflation
Inflation Up Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about inflation up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean price rise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inflation up pranks.
Why are balloons expensive?
Inflation!
I'll see myself out, unless this blows up.
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.
Blonde Inventions
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
What did the inflatable principal say to the inflatable student who brought a pin to the inflatable school?
Not only have you let me down, you have also let the school down but mainly you have let yourself down.
Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.
Ferrari
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20
years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
I need to buy a new inflatable love doll.
The one I have now is almost full.
My friend says his new girlfriend takes his breath away
..but that's because she is inflatable
What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?
Both have had to adjust for inflation.
Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?
Inflation.
"What is inflation?" asked the CA's wife
"Initially you were 36-24-36, and now you're 48-40-48. So technically, you have more than you had earlier, but your value is less than earlier. THIS IS INFLATION"
Economics is not so difficult if we have the right examples.
Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president?
His platform is lowering inflation.
Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?
Because of inflation
Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth?
I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation.
Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation.
Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump.
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Two drunk men visit a brothel
The madame takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms.These guys are too drunk to notice.
After finishing their act ,on their way back ...
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse....... I think she was a witch!!!
1st drunk: Why would u say that???
2nd drunk: Well i gave a little love bite on her b**........She f**... in my face and flew out of the window.
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Things Men Shouldn't Say in a Victoria's Secret Store
1. No thanks... Just sniffing.
2. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
5. Will you model this for me?
6. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.
7. $85? Are you kidding? She's just going to end up *n**...* anyway!
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I Hadn't been into a s**... shop in a long time.
Blow up dolls cost a lot more than they used to...
I guess that's from all the inflation.
If I bought a balloon for $0.99...
How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
Why are ISIS inflatable mattresses the best?
They blow themselves up.
The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car's gas tank and tires...
She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tires and asked me, "Why in the world do they charge for AIR?!"
I responded, "Inflation."
Went to buy a bouncy castle today and it cost twice as much as last year
Guess that's inflation for you
They say I have an inflated Ego.
I don't know what they mean. Got an inflatable castle for my kids,
and I guess they're just envious that I'm such a great father.
I think that we should officially change our currency to balloons.
You could much more easily control inflation.
The largest bounce house in the world is around 10,000 feet, big enough to live in...
But the rent is pretty high due to inflation
I had an interview for a party supplies store where I had to inflate a balloon as a test...
...I blew it :(
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What do terrorists and inflatable s**... dolls have in common?
They both get blown up to be greeted by virgins.
I have bought myself a very realistic inflatable doll...
...she was so realistic, that she told me we will be just friends.
I've paid $.25 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college
Either they don't raise their prices for inflation or I've been getting ripped off the past 20 years...
What do you call a puffer fish which takes a long time to inflate?
A Buffer fish
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The government reveals their new logo today....
The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a c**....
I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a c**... allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d**..., and gives you a sense of security while being s**....
I could afford to buy 100,000 balloons, but it wouldn't be financially prudent...
I can't afford the cost of inflation.
I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28.
I guess that's the price of inflation
Why is Tom Brady against raising the federal minimum wage?
He doesn't want things to get too inflated.
How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
Pls help me. The size of the problem is growing by the second.
How many covid deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
No way to know, it's common knowledge that the number of lightbulb repairs is always over inflated so custodians can get reimbursed for lightbulbs that didn't burn out.
Did anyone hear about that country who started using balloons as currency?
They ended up with a massive inflation problem.
inflation
There's the story of an old lady selling pretzels for 25 cents on a corner in New York. Every day a young man passes her at lunchtime and drops a quarter in the cup but doesn't take a pretzel. She never says a word. He does this for three years, until one day he drops the quarter in her cup and she finally speaks. They're 35 cents now.
I found a used football in a second hand store...
I picked it up and took it to the counter.
"How much is this?" I asked
"That'll be $5" said the owner. "Would you like me to pump it up for you?"
"Of course, thanks a lot!" I replied.
So, he got a small pump from under the counter and in a few seconds the ball was as good as new.
"Ok, all done" he said. "That'll be $10 please".
"$10!!!??!!" I replied. "But you said $5 just now".
He looked up and said "Sorry. Inflation".
A joke I thought of this morning.
Q. What's the only vegetable you can inflate?
A. A Pump-kin
The shop I normally go to to blow up my balloons has increased their price by 50%
That's inflation for you.
It now takes a dollar more to pump up a tyre at the local garage
I guess it's due to inflation
Have you heard about the helium shortage?
It's only gotten worse with inflation.
Why are tires getting so expensive?
Inflation
Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle.
The rent's pretty expensive, but it's mostly due to inflation.
Groaned a whole store with this one.
I was buying new tires for my car. While I was discussing my options the person down the counter was flustered at the prices she was being offered. To this she loudly asked:
"I put the same ones on my husbands Jeep last year! What happened? Why are they so expensive?!"
To which I looked at over and loudly stated. "Inflation."
The guys behind the counter laughed. The rest of the room groaned out a chorus of dadjoke music that should have been filmed live in front of a studio audience.
Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass.
2 Chainz also announced that he's changing his name, due to supply chain issues
I used to be able to go to the store with only a quarter and come back with a carton of milk, but now I have to pay five whole dollars.
Some people blame inflation, but personally, I blame the security cameras.
Why have there been so many jokes about inflation lately?
Because demand has risen after a period of low interest.
I make a living selling popped balloons
They might not work, but at least they aren't affected by inflation
Despite inflation, what can everyone still afford?
Soil, it's always dirt cheap.
I just called a bouncy house place for my kids birthday party...
We got one larger than last year but the guy quoted us 50% higher cost.
I asked him whats up with the price.
He said, blame inflation.
Why are pufferfish so expensive these days?
Inflation
It used to be free.
Re-pumping up your car tyres at the gas station used to be free. Now, they've started charging $1 a minute to use the pump.
Why you ask?
Inflation.
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Flash Sale!
With gas prices being so high, and inflation rising at such an alarming rate, I have no choice but to shamefully sell my n**....
$1 to receive one
$50 to NOT receive one
The Federal Reserve is fighting a war against inflation
Journalists are calling it a conflict of interest
Everyone seems to hate inflation, but today it saved my friend's life.
He was suicidal and all the money he had been saving to buy those cyanide pills was suddenly not enough.
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my grandpa tells us about his good old days in Hong Kong
He said, "when I was your age, I can go into the groceries with 10 dollars, and come out with 2 loaves of bread, 2 dozen of eggs, 2 kilos of potatoes, maybe a few cans of soda, plus handful of candies and probably some beef jerky."
We were like, "o**...!!! That's a lot!! 10 dollars now can only get us 2 soda!! The inflation is insane!!"
And then he was like,
"Nah!! Just there are far more CCTV these days!"
I know how to fight inflation.
Steal all the balloons.
In the age of streaming I don't get why I have to watch re-runs from the 60/70s whenever I turn on the TV
Inflation going rampant, NASA going to the moon, Russia/US on the brink of war..
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Just been down the garage, £30 for a tyre pump.
Thirty quid!
Thirty b**... quid for a tyre pump!
They were £20 last year! This time last year, same brand, I promise you, twenty quid and not a penny more!
But I guess that's the cost of inflation.