Inflation Jokes

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Funniest Inflation Short Jokes

Short inflation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inflation humour may include short inflated jokes also.

  1. Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said "inflation"
  2. Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? Inflation
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  3. President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
  4. Had to stop at the gas station to fill my tires… They raised the price to $1.50. I just can't believe the cost of inflation these days.
  5. I went to fill up my tires and it cost a dollar. It used to cost a quarter but I guess that's inflation for you.
  6. You know air used to be free at the gas station and now it's $1.50. You know why? Inflation
  7. Got my girlfriend today while airing up a tire Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
    Me- "Inflation"
  8. My local gas station started charging money just to put air in your tires When I commented that this had been free for decades, the attendant just looked at me and said "that's inflation for you".
  9. The great thing about inflation, is if you spend the same on groceries,
    the bags are lighter and easier to carry home.
  10. Stopped to put air in my tires today. The pump cost $1.50! I remember when those things used to only cost 25 cents. Guess the price has adjusted for inflation.

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Inflation One Liners

Which inflation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inflation? I can suggest the ones about recession and infection.

  1. Why is helium so expensive these days? Because of all the inflation.
  2. Putting air in your tires used to be free now its costs a dollar... Its called inflation.
  3. Why does it cost $1.50 now to put air in my tires? Inflation?
  4. The price of balloon is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation.
  5. Why are airbags so expensive? Because of inflation.
  6. Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl? Inflation is real
  7. why are balloons getting so expensive nowadays? inflation
  8. I thought of an inflation joke the other day It's not as funny today
  9. Why did the balloon prices go up? Because of inflation.
  10. Why shoot down so many balloons? It's a fight against inflation.
  11. Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation
  12. I filled my inflatable girlfriend up with helium... and now she's playing hard to get!!!
  13. Inflation is really getting out of hand… That's just my 3 cents.
  14. Paying a clown to blow up balloons at a party is pretty expensive. Must be inflation.
  15. I just had to pay £1 at the garage to pump up my tires. That's inflation for you.

Inflation Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny inflation up jokes and even better inflation up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Meanwhile in business news... ...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate
  • Instead of actual serious spying gear, the Chinese used a balloon. Why? Because of inflation.
  • Balloons For Sale! They're 10c each or if you want them filled its 20c
    Ive adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
  • Fiddy Cent just had a kid. They named him after his father but adjusted for inflation. They call him Buck Fiddy.
  • I've paid $.25 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college Either they don't raise their prices for inflation or I've been getting ripped off the past 20 years...
  • I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28. I guess that's the price of inflation
  • Man, balloons sure are getting expensive… …I guess that's inflation for ya.
  • Inflation is so bad right now .. That a picture is now worth 2000 words.
  • Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now.
  • Inflation is out of control That's just my $5 bucks.

Due To Inflation Jokes

Here is a list of funny due to inflation jokes and even better due to inflation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass. 2 Chainz also announced that he's changing his name, due to supply chain issues
  • It now takes a dollar more to pump up a tyre at the local garage I guess it's due to inflation
  • Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle. The rent's pretty expensive, but it's mostly due to inflation.
  • The cost of balloons has risen drastically over the past few years... ...Due to inflation.
  • The largest bounce house in the world is around 10,000 feet, big enough to live in... But the rent is pretty high due to inflation
  • I live in a bouncy castle. The rent is high, but that's just due to inflation.
  • Due to inflation The phrase "a dime a dozen" has gone up to "a dollar a dozen"
  • I got charged way more than I was quoted for a new set of tires! They said it was due to inflation.
  • I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!
  • Did you hear about the guy who lives in a bouncy castle? When interviewed about it, he said the rent had become more expensive as of late... but it's mostly due to inflation.
Inflation joke, Did you hear about the guy who lives in a bouncy castle?

Adjusting Inflation Jokes

Here is a list of funny adjusting inflation jokes and even better adjusting inflation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common? Both have had to adjust for inflation.
  • Why did balloon prices keep rising? Because they had to adjust for inflation.
  • How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation? Pls help me. The size of the problem is growing by the second.
  • If I bought a balloon for $0.99... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
  • I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
  • Ever wonder why tires are so expensive these days? They have to adjust for inflation.
  • This weekend the Patriots defeated the Colts in the AFC championship game by a score of 45-7... But, this week it would be 38-14, adjusted for inflation.
  • A man with the biggest lungs may have broken the record for Longest Held Breath . The judges are still adjusting for inflation.
  • Someone told me that the amount of welfare you get depends on how pregnant you are. So does that mean your welfare is adjusted for inflation?
  • I think they should have adjusted for inflation in the new "It"... And called him Nickelwise the Clown.

Adjusted Inflation Jokes

Here is a list of funny adjusted inflation jokes and even better adjusted inflation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did James K. Polk have the highest insurance rate of any US President after being adjusted for inflation? Because no one could ever see him coming.
  • The FDA still bases Percent Daily Values on a 2,000 calorie diet... They really need to adjust for inflation.
  • I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to... adjust for inflation.
Inflation joke, I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to...

Silly Inflation Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about inflation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean price rise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inflation pranks.

Why are balloons expensive?

I'll see myself out, unless this blows up.

A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.

A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.

Blonde Inventions

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap

Stock Market Report

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.


Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

How many beers a day?

Usually about 3

How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

And how long have you been drinking?

About 20 years, I suppose

So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?


If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20
years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?


Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Do you drink beer?


Where's your Ferrari?

I need to buy a new inflatable love doll.

The one I have now is almost full.

My friend says his new girlfriend takes his breath away

..but that's because she is inflatable

"What is inflation?" asked the CA's wife

"Initially you were 36-24-36, and now you're 48-40-48. So technically, you have more than you had earlier, but your value is less than earlier. THIS IS INFLATION"
Economics is not so difficult if we have the right examples.

Have you heard about ISIS's new inflatable s**... dolls

They blow themselves up.

Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president?

His platform is lowering inflation.

Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth?

I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation.

Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation.

Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump.

The price of a balloon has really gone up recently

I think it's because of inflation

Two drunk men visit a brothel

The madame takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms.These guys are too drunk to notice.
After finishing their act ,on their way back ...
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse....... I think she was a witch!!!
1st drunk: Why would u say that???
2nd drunk: Well i gave a little love bite on her b**........She f**... in my face and flew out of the window.

Things Men Shouldn't Say in a Victoria's Secret Store

1. No thanks... Just sniffing.
2. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
5. Will you model this for me?
6. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.
7. $85? Are you kidding? She's just going to end up *n**...* anyway!

I Hadn't been into a s**... shop in a long time.

Blow up dolls cost a lot more than they used to...
I guess that's from all the inflation.

A man is with his wife who's filling up their flat tire with air...

"Since when do you need to pay to fill up a tire?" says the wife.
"I don't know," replies the husband. "But I'm sure it has something to do with inflation."

Why are ISIS inflatable mattresses the best?

They blow themselves up.

The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car's gas tank and tires...

She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tires and asked me, "Why in the world do they charge for AIR?!"
I responded, "Inflation."

Went to buy a bouncy castle today and it cost twice as much as last year

Guess that's inflation for you

Did you hear the price of balloons is going to increase?

I blame it on inflation. But on the positive side, sales are supposed to go up!

The s**... position known as 69 is now called 96.

Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has increased.

I couldn't believe how expensive the new bike pump was!

I hadn't considered inflation

My wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low…

She was a bit taken aback when I asked her for some change and asked, "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
I looked at her and winked, "Inflation."

I think that we should officially change our currency to balloons.

You could much more easily control inflation.

What do terrorists and inflatable s**... dolls have in common?

They both get blown up to be greeted by virgins.

A 5 y.o. kid saw his mom and dad having s**....

Kid: Mommy, what are you doing bouncing up and down on top of daddy?
Mommy: Oh, I was just trying to deflate your daddy's tummy!
Kid: Was it because my baby sitter inflated it yesterday?

My girlfriend takes my breath away.

She's inflatable.

What do you call a puffer fish which takes a long time to inflate?

A Buffer fish

The government reveals their new logo today....

The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a c**....
I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a c**... allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d**..., and gives you a sense of security while being s**....

I could afford to buy 100,000 balloons, but it wouldn't be financially prudent...

I can't afford the cost of inflation.

It used to be free to fill your tires with air now it costs $1.50!

Now that's what you call inflation!

Why is Tom Brady against raising the federal minimum wage?

He doesn't want things to get too inflated.

Did anyone hear about that country who started using balloons as currency?

They ended up with a massive inflation problem.


There's the story of an old lady selling pretzels for 25 cents on a corner in New York. Every day a young man passes her at lunchtime and drops a quarter in the cup but doesn't take a pretzel. She never says a word. He does this for three years, until one day he drops the quarter in her cup and she finally speaks. They're 35 cents now.

Why is the cost of balloons going up and up?


I found a used football in a second hand store...

I picked it up and took it to the counter.
"How much is this?" I asked
"That'll be $5" said the owner. "Would you like me to pump it up for you?"
"Of course, thanks a lot!" I replied.
So, he got a small pump from under the counter and in a few seconds the ball was as good as new.
"Ok, all done" he said. "That'll be $10 please".
"$10!!!??!!" I replied. "But you said $5 just now".
He looked up and said "Sorry. Inflation".

The shop I normally go to to blow up my balloons has increased their price by 50%

That's inflation for you.

Have you heard about the helium shortage?

It's only gotten worse with inflation.

Why are tires getting so expensive?


Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. Do you know why?


Groaned a whole store with this one.

I was buying new tires for my car. While I was discussing my options the person down the counter was flustered at the prices she was being offered. To this she loudly asked:
"I put the same ones on my husbands Jeep last year! What happened? Why are they so expensive?!"
To which I looked at over and loudly stated. "Inflation."
The guys behind the counter laughed. The rest of the room groaned out a chorus of dadjoke music that should have been filmed live in front of a studio audience.

Why are tires so expensive?


Despite inflation, what can everyone still afford?

Soil, it's always dirt cheap.

It's just cost me 1 whole pound to put air in my tires

5 years ago it used to cost me 20p. Suppose that's inflation for you

Why are pufferfish so expensive these days?


The Federal Reserve is fighting a war against inflation

Journalists are calling it a conflict of interest

In the age of streaming I don't get why I have to watch re-runs from the 60/70s whenever I turn on the TV

Inflation going rampant, NASA going to the moon, Russia/US on the brink of war..

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