Inflation Jokes

Funniest Inflation Short Jokes

Short inflation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inflation humour may include short inflated jokes also.

1. Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said "inflation"
2. Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? Inflation
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3. President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
4. Had to stop at the gas station to fill my tires… They raised the price to $1.50. I just can't believe the cost of inflation these days.
5. I went to fill up my tires and it cost a dollar. It used to cost a quarter but I guess that's inflation for you.
6. You know air used to be free at the gas station and now it's $1.50. You know why? Inflation
7. Got my girlfriend today while airing up a tire Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
   Me- "Inflation"
8. My local gas station started charging money just to put air in your tires When I commented that this had been free for decades, the attendant just looked at me and said "that's inflation for you".
9. The great thing about inflation, is if you spend the same on groceries,
   the bags are lighter and easier to carry home.
10. Stopped to put air in my tires today. The pump cost $1.50! I remember when those things used to only cost 25 cents. Guess the price has adjusted for inflation.

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Inflation One Liners

Which inflation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inflation? I can suggest the ones about recession and infection.

1. Why is helium so expensive these days? Because of all the inflation.
2. Putting air in your tires used to be free now its costs a dollar... Its called inflation.
3. Why does it cost $1.50 now to put air in my tires? Inflation?
4. The price of balloon is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation.
5. Why are airbags so expensive? Because of inflation.
6. Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl? Inflation is real
7. why are balloons getting so expensive nowadays? inflation
8. I thought of an inflation joke the other day It's not as funny today
9. Why did the balloon prices go up? Because of inflation.
10. Why shoot down so many balloons? It's a fight against inflation.
11. Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation
12. I filled my inflatable girlfriend up with helium... and now she's playing hard to get!!!
13. Inflation is really getting out of hand… That's just my 3 cents.
14. Paying a clown to blow up balloons at a party is pretty expensive. Must be inflation.
15. I just had to pay £1 at the garage to pump up my tires. That's inflation for you.

Inflation Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny inflation up jokes and even better inflation up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Meanwhile in business news... ...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate
• Instead of actual serious spying gear, the Chinese used a balloon. Why? Because of inflation.
• Balloons For Sale! They're 10c each or if you want them filled its 20c
  Ive adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
• Fiddy Cent just had a kid. They named him after his father but adjusted for inflation. They call him Buck Fiddy.
• I've paid $.25 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college Either they don't raise their prices for inflation or I've been getting ripped off the past 20 years...
• I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28. I guess that's the price of inflation
• Man, balloons sure are getting expensive… …I guess that's inflation for ya.
• Inflation is so bad right now .. That a picture is now worth 2000 words.
• Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now.
• Inflation is out of control That's just my $5 bucks.

Due To Inflation Jokes

Here is a list of funny due to inflation jokes and even better due to inflation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass. 2 Chainz also announced that he's changing his name, due to supply chain issues
• It now takes a dollar more to pump up a tyre at the local garage I guess it's due to inflation
• Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle. The rent's pretty expensive, but it's mostly due to inflation.
• The cost of balloons has risen drastically over the past few years... ...Due to inflation.
• The largest bounce house in the world is around 10,000 feet, big enough to live in... But the rent is pretty high due to inflation
• I live in a bouncy castle. The rent is high, but that's just due to inflation.
• Due to inflation The phrase "a dime a dozen" has gone up to "a dollar a dozen"
• I got charged way more than I was quoted for a new set of tires! They said it was due to inflation.
• I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!
• Did you hear about the guy who lives in a bouncy castle? When interviewed about it, he said the rent had become more expensive as of late... but it's mostly due to inflation.

Adjusting Inflation Jokes

Here is a list of funny adjusting inflation jokes and even better adjusting inflation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common? Both have had to adjust for inflation.
• Why did balloon prices keep rising? Because they had to adjust for inflation.
• How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation? Pls help me. The size of the problem is growing by the second.
• If I bought a balloon for $0.99... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
• I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
• Ever wonder why tires are so expensive these days? They have to adjust for inflation.
• This weekend the Patriots defeated the Colts in the AFC championship game by a score of 45-7... But, this week it would be 38-14, adjusted for inflation.
• A man with the biggest lungs may have broken the record for Longest Held Breath . The judges are still adjusting for inflation.
• Someone told me that the amount of welfare you get depends on how pregnant you are. So does that mean your welfare is adjusted for inflation?
• I think they should have adjusted for inflation in the new "It"... And called him Nickelwise the Clown.

Adjusted Inflation Jokes

Here is a list of funny adjusted inflation jokes and even better adjusted inflation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did James K. Polk have the highest insurance rate of any US President after being adjusted for inflation? Because no one could ever see him coming.
• The FDA still bases Percent Daily Values on a 2,000 calorie diet... They really need to adjust for inflation.
• I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to... adjust for inflation.

Silly Inflation Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about inflation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean price rise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inflation pranks.