Inflatable Pool Jokes
4 inflatable pool jokes and hilarious inflatable pool puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inflatable pool that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Inflatable Pool Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good inflatable pool joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Today I stole all of the inflatables from my local Pool.
Now I have to Lilo.
You won't be hearing from me for a while. I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables....
I gotta lilo.
The Police are after me again.
I keep stealing pool inflatables. I'm gonna have to Lilo for a while.
A great storm is brewing....
I was at my neice's pool party last Saturday. She got an inflatable dolphin for her birthday. We were all having a great time, when the wind started blowing a bit harder and some clouds rolled in. Over the next 10 minutes it just started getting windier and windier and the skies turned dark. In the distance we saw a flash of lightning and decided to get the kids inside.
As we were running towards the house, my niece dropped the dolphin toy and the wind got ahold of it and blew it across the yard. Fearing it would blow away and be lost forever, i frantically chased after it, but to no avail, it jumped the fence but came to rest in the neighbors rosebush. Some of the thorns had punctured the thin plastic and, upon examination, i saw air escaping through 3 small holes in the side.
"Well, I guess that deflates the porpoise."
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