Inflatable Doll Jokes

26 inflatable doll jokes and hilarious inflatable doll puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inflatable doll that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Inflatable Doll Short Jokes

Short inflatable doll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inflatable doll humour may include short inflatable girlfriend jokes also.

  1. I have bought myself a very realistic inflatable doll... ...she was so realistic, that she told me we will be just friends.
  2. What do terrorists and inflatable s**... dolls have in common? They both get blown up to be greeted by virgins.
  3. I Hadn't been into a s**... shop in a long time. Blow up dolls cost a lot more than they used to...
    I guess that's from all the inflation.
  4. A man walks into a s**... toy shop and asks for an inflatable doll. The clerk asks "regular or Muslim?"
    The man asks "what's the difference?"
    "The Muslim doll blows itself up" the clerk replies.
  5. s**... terrorists are like my inflatable s**... doll... Both of them blow up and leave a mess afterwards.
    But one of them has been through 72 virgins, and the other is in ISIL.

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Inflatable Doll One Liners

Which inflatable doll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inflatable doll? I can suggest the ones about inflatable and blow up doll.

  1. I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full.
  2. My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer.
  3. I used to 69 with my blow up doll But due to inflation now we only 96.
  4. Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated? So he can pretend she's decomposing.
  5. Have you heard about ISIS's new inflatable s**... dolls They blow themselves up.
  6. I can't afford air for my s**... doll anymore Inflation
  7. Did you guys hear about the new taliban inflatable s**... dolls? They blow themselves up!!!!
  8. Why are Palestinian inflateable s**... dolls so popular? They blow themselves up
  9. What can you read on the face of an inflatable s**... doll? s**... sadness

Inflatable Doll Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about inflatable doll you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean barbie doll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inflatable doll pranks.

A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.

A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.

Two drunk men visit a brothel

The madame takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms.These guys are too drunk to notice.
After finishing their act ,on their way back ...
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise or made a move. Upon this the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse....... I think she was a witch!!!
1st drunk: Why would u say that???
2nd drunk: Well i gave a little love bite on her b**........She f**... in my face and flew out of the window.

A man was shopping for a present for his daughter ....

He stumbled across a shop that makes customised, inflatable dolls.
He decided to purchase a simple doll and went over to the shopkeeper.
"D'you want a boy doll or a girl doll?" asked the shopkeeper.
"A girl please, it's for my daughter."
"Do you want the doll to be white or black?"
"White, thank you."
"Okay, and would you like the doll to be Christian or Muslim? Muslim costs a little more."
Startled, the man replied "What does religion have to do with a doll? And why does a Muslim one cost more?"
"Well", the shopkeeper replied, "The Muslim one blows itself up."