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What do stoners and arthritis have in common??
They both inflame joints.
Why did the Human Torch's legs start swelling?
Because they were inflamed.
Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?
His joints were inflamed
Bubonic plague inflames your lymph nodes.
But pneumonic plague helps you to remember things
A man, who believes in avoiding doctors and hospitals at all cost, had to have emergency surgery for an inflamed appendix.
In pain, but still protesting the whole idea of an operation, he muttered,
"When God gave man an appendix, there must have been a reason for putting it there, am I right?"
"Oh there was," said the surgeon.
"God gave you that appendix so I could put my kids through university."
What do you call it when an amphibian has inflamed joints?
Rheumatoad arthritis
Why did the firefighters spray ibuprofen on the house?
Because it was inflamed
What did the doctor call his new metal band?
Inflamed
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
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