Infinity War Jokes
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- I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but... I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.
- [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
- (Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine. Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.
- Just saw the new infinity wars trailer today and to me, it was pretty obvious who's dying. Well, so long, DC.
- [Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
- Where was Drax in Avengers : Infinity War? I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?
- Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers) snapchat
- I watched Avengers: Infinity War this weekend. It was definitely a good movie, but one question was left unanswered, and it keeps me up at night. I'll never be able to figure out why is Gamora.
- After Infinity War, you know what Earth's group of heroes should be called? The Half-Vengers.
- 2018 is the Year of the sequel. Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.
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Infinity War One Liners
Which infinity war one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with infinity war? I can suggest the ones about infinity and iron man.
- I watched the new Infinity War movie yesterday... I was Loki dying in the beginning
- In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy. He snapped.
- Every one dies in Infinity War Me: You don't know the half of it
- Why was everyone crying after watching Infinity Wars? Because sand got into their eyes
- Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars? It's said to be Marvel-ous!
- Did Sia get snapped in Infinity War? Cause I don't sia anywhere.
- What do infinity war and a tweet have in common? They both have 280 characters
- What happens when a god dies and no one knows? [Infinity War Spoliers] They're loki dead
- I guess what happened to Gamora in Infinity War was definitely not a cliffhanger
- What's the favorite movie of the Infinity War script writer? Die Hard
- Marvel will introduce a turkish superhero in the second infinity war movie Ayran Man
- What do the Avengers do at the end of Infinity War 2? Take a Wakanda beach.
- [Spoiler] Thanks to Peter Quill, we can watch infinity war part 2.
- Wanna know who dies in infinity wars? DC
- Whats the best part of infinity war? Everything
Infinity War Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about infinity war you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean civil war jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infinity war pranks.
I am from the future,
Avengers: Infinity War lived up to the hype.
What do Marvel and Northrop Grumman have in common?
They're both heavily invested in Infinity War.
Even though they did not show any spoilers in the Infinity War trailer we all know who dies...
... DCEU.
From which operating system does the superheroes in Infinity war are afraid of?
ThanOS
WitH All THeSe PeOplE PreDicTiNG wHo is GoinG to Die in InFiNiTy wAr, You cOuLd sAy iTs a...
...deadpool
How would rocket raccoon react if groot joined forces with Thanos in Infinity War?
"et tu Groot?"
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**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**
Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.
Girlfriend - there is something similar between your love making and Infinity war's ending?
Both are disappointing.
Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]
Avengers: Days of Future Past
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**Infinity War spoiler**
Superman kills Batman while Green Lantern looks on…
[OC] What did the pirate say to the eagle?
Thanos kills half the universe in infinity war
[Spoilers] Where will Gamora go after the Infinity War?
To the Ga-mortuary!
Just something I noticed in Infinity War.
Turns out, Stan Lee was the bus driver all along.
I went to avengers infinity war today
I must say, it was pretty marvelous.
Heard a co-worker talking about Infinity War in the office.
Told her to be careful about spoilers, someone might snap at her.
You know what Stan Lee can say after Infinity War?
Ha! I'm the bus driver!!!
What do u call Spiderman after infinity war?
[Powderman](#s)
Why did Tony Stark cry at the end of Infinity War? [SPOILERS]
He didn't. It was just a bit dusty.
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*SPOILER ALERT* Today I killed a spider in front of a bug lover.
He got mad at me for giving him Infinity War's spoilers.
Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?
Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.
I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance
[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)
Went to see Infinity War with a group of friends....
About half of us were blown away.
Although the real joke is OP having friends.
I'm going to cash in on the success of Avengers: Infinity War by opening a comics themed sandwich shop.
It'll be called *Soup or Hero*
Spoiler For Infinity War
Patrickman Dies...
Have you seen Stan Lee's cameo in Avengers: Infinity War?
Ha! He's the bus driver!
[SPOILER] Infinity War
Why is Red Skull happy to see the mad titan on Vormir?
Cos he is missing Thanos on his face.
Infinity War (Spoilers)
It's crazy that Infinity War has been out for almost two weeks and I haven't seen a single pun spoiling Peter Dinklarge
what did they call the infinity war themed event at the mall?
The Infinity outlet.
(Spoiler) Infinity War joke
Everybody asks, Why is Gamora? But nobody asks, How is Gamora?
I ordered a set of Avengers action figures. [Infinity War Spoilers]
Half of them were just boxes of dirt.
Spoiler: Why do cleaners hate infinity war?
Because of all the dust they have to clean up.
I was going to see infinity war
But I didn't feel so good so I didn't want to go.
Why did the Avengers lose in Infinity War?
Because Thor didn't ain for The Nose.
After Infinity War, Thor sure has hit rock bottom...
I bet he'd get along with Gamora.
Why did the spongebob show get cancelled
Because "squidward" died in infinity war
Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?
They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)
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Have you heard Tom Holland's reaction to the end of Infinity War? ***Spoilers***
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He was blown away by it!
Why didn't Thor go for the head in infinity war
Because he Loki didn't want to win
Infinity war plot explained.
A single father trying to end world hunger with his rock collection.
Despite what happened in Infinity War, I still worship Peter Quill.
He's my Star-lord and savior.
The 1 reality that survived Infinity Wars..
..was the one where Thanos didn't know how to snap his fingers.
The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips...
So I got kicked out of KFC.