The Best 70 Infinity Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Infinity Jokes and Puns

The infinity stones aren't infinity

there are only six of them

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."

The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."

(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

What did the 8 say to infinity?

Come on man, get up!

Infinity joke, What did the 8 say to infinity?

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

Why 'business' people continue to earn more than people who actually work :

Time is money (time=money), and knowledge is power( knowledge=power)

we know that power is work done/time

solving,

power=work done/money

but knowledge=power

hence

we have money=work done/knowledge

which means, in the limiting case, as knowledge ->0 money -> Infinity, regardless of work done


Are you a rational function?

because I could ride your asymptote to infinity.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

Infinity joke, What's infinity minus one?

Infinity loop

a woman walks into her hypnotherapists office and says " Doctor, I have been loyal to my husband for 12 years but, last night I broke that loyalty and had an affair. I just want you to make me forget it happened". The Doctor said " Not again"

Chuck Norris counted to infinity

Twice!

Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice...

Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag.

What do Buzz Lightyear and an asymptote have in common?

They both go to infinity and beyond!

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What's infinity plus infinity?

2 infinity. And beyond!

I'm thinking of a number between 1 to Infinity. What number am I thinking of?

Yours

Even though they did not show any spoilers in the Infinity War trailer we all know who dies...

... DCEU.

Doing math, it's sometimes very easy to tell what you did wrong.

If you got infinity, it's even easier: You took a wrong turn. Instead of making a right turn, you took aleph one.

Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars?

It's said to be Marvel-ous!

Infinity joke, Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars?

Where does Thanos like to swim?

In the Infinity Pool.

You know what is good with 8 ?

It's straight up infinity.

Just saw the new infinity wars trailer today and to me, it was pretty obvious who's dying.

Well, so long, DC.


WitH All THeSe PeOplE PreDicTiNG wHo is GoinG to Die in InFiNiTy wAr, You cOuLd sAy iTs a...

...deadpool

2018 is the Year of the sequel.

Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.

**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.

After Infinity War, you know what Earth's group of heroes should be called?

The Half-Vengers.

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine.

Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

I watched Avengers: Infinity War this weekend. It was definitely a good movie, but one question was left unanswered, and it keeps me up at night.

I'll never be able to figure out why is Gamora.

Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]

Avengers: Days of Future Past

**Infinity War spoiler**

Superman kills Batman while Green Lantern looks on…

Just something I noticed in Infinity War.

Turns out, Stan Lee was the bus driver all along.

I watched the new Infinity War movie yesterday...

I was Loki dying in the beginning

[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film?

It was his biggest role to date.

Where was Drax in Avengers : Infinity War?

I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?

If Thanos were English what would he collect?(No spoilers)

The Infinity Scones

What do infinity war and a tweet have in common?

They both have 280 characters

Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?

Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.

What software does the Infinity Gauntlet run on?

ThanOS

Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Snapchat

I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but...

I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.

I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance

[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)

Went to see Infinity War with a group of friends....

About half of us were blown away.

Although the real joke is OP having friends.

I guess what happened to Gamora in Infinity War

was definitely not a cliffhanger

[SPOILER] Infinity War

Why is Red Skull happy to see the mad titan on Vormir?

Cos he is missing Thanos on his face.

The Infinity Gauntlet was for the left hand

Even Thanos had priorities.

[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War

It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.

I've had kidney stones for my entire life and it seems that they'll always be there forever

They're infinity stones

Why was everyone crying after watching Infinity Wars?

Because sand got into their eyes

What happens when a god dies and no one knows? [Infinity War Spoliers]

They're loki dead

Warning, Infinity War spoiler:

Stan Lee is the bus driver.

Thanos wasn't completely responsible for all the deaths caused by the Infinity Gauntlet...

But he had a hand in it.

*Infinity War Spoilers* What do Matt Murdock and Scarlet Witch have in common?

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They both lost their Vision

Chuck Norris once had the case of the kidney stones

Now they are known as the infinity stones

In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy.

He snapped.

What's Thanos' favorite app on his Infinity Phone?

SNAPchat

If Thanos ever had to go to a hospital

He'd be sent to the Infinity Ward

Did Sia get snapped in Infinity War?

Cause I don't sia anywhere.

Every one dies in Infinity War

Me: You don't know the half of it

Why is the symbol for infinity an 8 lying down?

Because after someone ate, lying down is infinitely better.

What do the Avengers do at the end of Infinity War 2?

Take a Wakanda beach.

Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?

They'd have had 2020 Vision

(I'm so sorry)

What's the difference between infinity and forever?

According to my ex-wife, forever is only two and a half months.

The 1 reality that survived Infinity Wars..

..was the one where Thanos didn't know how to snap his fingers.

Thanos's snap in infinity war would've had a greater impact if marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn't there,

But apparently only DC movies can do that.

My girlfriend is like infinity.

Off the charts, but only a concept.

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician..

They can go on about it forever...

What's bigger than Infinity?

Halo

What's more than infinity?

I got my teenage daughter an unlimited minutes plan for her phone --- she still ran out!

If Eminem had the infinity gaulent....

He could actually snap back into reality

Here I made some bubble wrap

>!Iron!< >!Man !< >!dies!< >!in!< >!Infinity!< >!War!<

>!Jesus!< >!dies!< >!in!< >!the!< >!Bible!<

>!2021!< >!will!< >!be!< >!even!< >!worse!<

>!What did you expect they were marked as spoiler!<

What's the only thing more terrifying than Thanos wearing the Infinity Gauntlet?

Thanos wearing the Infinity Gauntlet while playing a Jet in a production of West Side Story

To the person who invented infinity

Thanks for everything

Chuck Norris passed 6 kidney stones.

Thanos used them in the Infinity Gauntlet.

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