Infiniti Jokes
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- I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but... I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.
- [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
- Why can't the Infiniti car company trademark ∞ ? Because the legal battle would be endless.
- (Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine. Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.
- Just saw the new infinity wars trailer today and to me, it was pretty obvious who's dying. Well, so long, DC.
- Thanos wasn't completely responsible for all the deaths caused by the Infinity Gauntlet... But he had a hand in it.
- What are the most powerful biscuits in the universe? The Infinity Scones...
My 11 year old just came up with that one on his own... - [Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.
- Where was Drax in Avengers : Infinity War? I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?
- 5 yo: Can you count backwards from infinity? Me: Of course I can but it will take forever.
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Infiniti One Liners
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- To the person who invented infinity Thanks for everything
- I watched the new Infinity War movie yesterday... I was Loki dying in the beginning
- You know what is good with 8 ? It's straight up infinity.
- What's infinity minus one? A sideways seven.
- The Infinity Gauntlet was for the left hand Even Thanos had priorities.
- In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy. He snapped.
- My girlfriend is like infinity. Off the charts, but only a concept.
- I love talking about infinity I could go on forever about it.
- What did the eight say to infinity? You okay, buddy? You don't look so good.
- If Eminem had the infinity gaulent.... He could actually snap back into reality
- What's infinity plus infinity? 2 infinity. And beyond!
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice!
- Every one dies in Infinity War Me: You don't know the half of it
- Why was everyone crying after watching Infinity Wars? Because sand got into their eyes
- Where does Thanos like to swim? In the Infinity Pool.
Infiniti Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about infiniti you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infiniti pranks.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
The infinity stones aren't infinity
there are only six of them
Two cows are standing...
in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)
What did the 8 say to infinity?
Come on man, get up!
All these Marvel movies, and they sure are taking their time getting to Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet
Don't worry. They'll get there... Avengually.
Why 'business' people continue to earn more than people who actually work :
Time is money (time=money), and knowledge is power( knowledge=power)
we know that power is work done/time
solving,
power=work done/money
but knowledge=power
hence
we have money=work done/knowledge
which means, in the limiting case, as knowledge ->0 money -> Infinity, regardless of work done
A boy asks the teacher, "what's infinity?"
Teacher: "think of a number."
Boy: "ok, I've got one."
Teacher: "good, that's not it!"
Are you a rational function?
because I could ride your asymptote to infinity.
Infinity loop
a woman walks into her hypnotherapists office and says " Doctor, I have been loyal to my husband for 12 years but, last night I broke that loyalty and had an affair. I just want you to make me forget it happened". The Doctor said " Not again"
Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice...
Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag.
What do Buzz Lightyear and an asymptote have in common?
They both go to infinity and beyond!
Infinity is not a thing...
... it's just number 8 passed out drunk.
I'm thinking of a number between 1 to Infinity. What number am I thinking of?
Yours
Infinity walks into a bar
... This may take a while
What do Marvel and Northrop Grumman have in common?
They're both heavily invested in Infinity War.
Even though they did not show any spoilers in the Infinity War trailer we all know who dies...
... DCEU.
Wanna know who dies in infinity wars?
DC
Doing math, it's sometimes very easy to tell what you did wrong.
If you got infinity, it's even easier: You took a wrong turn. Instead of making a right turn, you took aleph one.
Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars?
It's said to be Marvel-ous!
My wife is knitting an infinity scarf.
It's going to take her forever to finish it.
WitH All THeSe PeOplE PreDicTiNG wHo is GoinG to Die in InFiNiTy wAr, You cOuLd sAy iTs a...
...deadpool
2018 is the Year of the sequel.
Deadpool 2, Avengers Infinity war 3, Incredibles 2, World War 3.
How would rocket raccoon react if groot joined forces with Thanos in Infinity War?
"et tu Groot?"
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**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**
Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.
After Infinity War, you know what Earth's group of heroes should be called?
The Half-Vengers.
Girlfriend - there is something similar between your love making and Infinity war's ending?
Both are disappointing.
I watched Avengers: Infinity War this weekend. It was definitely a good movie, but one question was left unanswered, and it keeps me up at night.
I'll never be able to figure out why is Gamora.
Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]
Avengers: Days of Future Past
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**Infinity War spoiler**
Superman kills Batman while Green Lantern looks on…
True story: My gf and I were watching Guardians of the Galaxy, she asks "So wait, what exactly is an infinity stone?"
I said, "I think its some kind of plot device"
Just something I noticed in Infinity War.
Turns out, Stan Lee was the bus driver all along.
Heard a co-worker talking about Infinity War in the office.
Told her to be careful about spoilers, someone might snap at her.
You know what Stan Lee can say after Infinity War?
Ha! I'm the bus driver!!!
What do u call Spiderman after infinity war?
[Powderman](#s)
If Thanos were English what would he collect?(No spoilers)
The Infinity Scones
What do infinity war and a tweet have in common?
They both have 280 characters
Why is the villain of Avengers: Infinity War so good at tracking Infinity Stones?
Because he's good at smelling... he's The Nose.
What software does the Infinity Gauntlet run on?
ThanOS
Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)
I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance
[Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)
Went to see Infinity War with a group of friends....
About half of us were blown away.
Although the real joke is OP having friends.
I guess what happened to Gamora in Infinity War
was definitely not a cliffhanger
I'm going to cash in on the success of Avengers: Infinity War by opening a comics themed sandwich shop.
It'll be called *Soup or Hero*
Spoiler For Infinity War
Patrickman Dies...
[SPOILER] Infinity War
Why is Red Skull happy to see the mad titan on Vormir?
Cos he is missing Thanos on his face.
Infinity War (Spoilers)
It's crazy that Infinity War has been out for almost two weeks and I haven't seen a single pun spoiling Peter Dinklarge
I ordered a set of Avengers action figures. [Infinity War Spoilers]
Half of them were just boxes of dirt.
I've had kidney stones for my entire life and it seems that they'll always be there forever
They're infinity stones
[Spoiler] Thanks to Peter Quill,
we can watch infinity war part 2.
What happens when a god dies and no one knows? [Infinity War Spoliers]
They're loki dead
Why did it take only one movie for Thanos to get all of the infinity stones?
Because he wanted to make it snappy.
If Thanos ever had to go to a hospital
He'd be sent to the Infinity Ward
Did Sia get snapped in Infinity War?
Cause I don't sia anywhere.
Why is the symbol for infinity an 8 lying down?
Because after someone ate, lying down is infinitely better.
What do the Avengers do at the end of Infinity War 2?
Take a Wakanda beach.
Marvel will introduce a turkish superhero in the second infinity war movie
Ayran Man
After months of research, I️ have finally concluded what metal the Infinity Gauntlet is made of.
Hafnium
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What do you call the marvel adult film?
Avengers infinity w**....
Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?
They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)
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Have you heard Tom Holland's reaction to the end of Infinity War? ***Spoilers***
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He was blown away by it!
Infinity war plot explained.
A single father trying to end world hunger with his rock collection.
What's the favorite movie of the Infinity War script writer?
Die Hard
What's the difference between infinity and forever?
According to my ex-wife, forever is only two and a half months.
The 1 reality that survived Infinity Wars..
..was the one where Thanos didn't know how to snap his fingers.