Infiltration Jokes
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007 recieves a new mission... to infiltrate a party and mingle.
His orders are to, "bond James, bond".
Two Ukrainian spies have infiltrated into Moscow and have set up for their plot to kill Vladimir Putin.
They are laying in wait for Putin's private car to pass by, having planted a roadside bomb.
One says to the other, "He is supposed to arrive in 5 minutes. Is everything ready?".
"Yes."
An hour later, no car has passed by.
"Are you sure you got the time right?"
"Yes, I'm sure. Gee, I hope nothing happened to him."
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A spy has infiltrated an enemy military base in search of i**... weapons. His coordinates for the expected weapons are a little off and he ends up in the ventilation shaft above the toilets. Command contacts him and asks if he's found anything incriminating yet.
He replies hastily.. Well, possibly something biological and I don't see any missiles but.. I C BMs.
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