The Best 8 Infidels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Infidels jokes. There are some infidels kuwait jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these infidels iraqi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Infidels Jokes and Puns

A terrorist had two cases at home...

he stuffed one of them with explosives and headed to the metro. Once inside a wagon he waited until the doors were closed and shouted "Infidels!! now you will die!". Fortunately, that was not the case.

The 2 Golden Rules of Religion

1) Be kind to other people.


One jihadist said to another, "How many infidels do we kill?"

He answered, "Allah them"

Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11

He took over 2500 infidels with him

A Muslim suicide bomber walks into a crowd of infidels and blows himself up.

He is immediately transported to Paradise, where he finds himself surrounded by seventy-two of the ugliest women anyone has ever laid eyes upon. The suicide bomber is crestfallen.

"C'mon, think it through," Allah pats him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Why do you think they're still virgins?"

Went to the doctors and I said, I hate the west and I want all the infidels dead.

He told me I was going through a mid life Isis

I went to the doctor

I went to my doctor and told him I want to take over the west and kill all the infidels.

He told me I was just having a midlife isis

What's the difference between a gay Muslim in Iran and a gay Muslim in Cuba?

In Iran, they're infidels. In Cuba, they're in Fidel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the infidels west jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working infidels palestine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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