Infidelity Jokes
27 infidelity jokes and hilarious infidelity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about infidelity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Infidelity Short Jokes
Short infidelity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The infidelity humour may include short betrayal jokes also.
- Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.
- The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people.
2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!! - My girlfriend always tells me that the one thing she won't tolerate is infidelity... She would leave, no questions ask, if I ever cheated on her. Thankfully, my wife is a little more lenient.
- A recent study found that California has the highest rate of Depression and Infidelity in America. It's a sad state of affairs.
- Michigan is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression. It's a sad state of affairs.
- Went to the doctors and I said, I hate the west and I want all the infidels dead. He told me I was going through a mid life Isis
- Top Causes of Divorce:
4. Finances
3. Infidelity
2. Lack of Intimacy
1. Thermostat Wars - I went to the doctor I went to my doctor and told him I want to take over the west and kill all the infidels.
He told me I was just having a midlife isis - On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity
- My girlfriend thinks I have an infidelity problem. Weird, my wife never mentioned anything like that.
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Infidelity One Liners
Which infidelity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with infidelity? I can suggest the ones about unfaithful and unfaithful wife.
- What would you call an ex-muslim turned communist? Infidel Castro
- Which laptops do Taliban use? infiDELL
- What did the Muslim say to Castro's gay lover? "Stop, you are Infidel!"
- One jihadist said to another, "How many infidels do we kill?" He answered, "Allah them"
- Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him
- What's a Jihadist Least Favorite Wine White Infidel
- Which type of cat has the highest percentage of infidelity? Cheetahs!
- What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel.
- What do you call a Cuban man who doesn't believe in religion? Infidel Castro
- What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah
- What kind of wine does ISIS drink? White Infidel.
- Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called "Infidel".
- After the death of Dictator Castro, Cuba went into a state of high inFidelity.
- If Castro wasn't Muslim... ...he must have been an Infidel.
- Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!
Giggle-Inducing Infidelity Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about infidelity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean commit adultery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infidelity pranks.
Jewish Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5"
The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"
A devout Muslim entered a cab in London
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western music, which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door. The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered,
"In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis, so get off and wait for a camel!"
A t**... had two cases at home...
he stuffed one of them with explosives and headed to the metro. Once inside a wagon he waited until the doors were closed and shouted "Infidels!! now you will die!". Fortunately, that was not the case.
