Infidel Jokes
31 infidel jokes and hilarious infidel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about infidel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Infidel Short Jokes
Short infidel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The infidel humour may include short unfaithful jokes also.
- Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.
- My girlfriend always tells me that the one thing she won't tolerate is infidelity... She would leave, no questions ask, if I ever cheated on her. Thankfully, my wife is a little more lenient.
- A recent study found that California has the highest rate of Depression and Infidelity in America. It's a sad state of affairs.
- Michigan is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression. It's a sad state of affairs.
- Top Causes of Divorce:
4. Finances
3. Infidelity
2. Lack of Intimacy
1. Thermostat Wars - On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity
- My girlfriend thinks I have an infidelity problem. Weird, my wife never mentioned anything like that.
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Infidel One Liners
Which infidel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with infidel? I can suggest the ones about unfaithful wife and dishonest.
- What would you call an ex-muslim turned communist? Infidel Castro
- Which laptops do Taliban use? infiDELL
- Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him
- What's a Jihadist Least Favorite Wine White Infidel
- Which type of cat has the highest percentage of infidelity? Cheetahs!
- After the death of Dictator Castro, Cuba went into a state of high inFidelity.
- What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro
- When asked about how Chris Brown deals with Rihanna's infidelity, she replied "Beats me"
- Cross between a Holiday inn and Fidel Castro You get an infidel.
- Why did radical muslims loved Castro? Because he wasn't an infidel.
- Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my f**... for cuban politicians.
- What is a t**...'s favorite wine? White Infidel.
- What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel.
- What do you call a Cuban man who doesn't believe in religion? Infidel Castro
- What's it called when a t**...'s wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity.
Unearthly Funniest Infidel Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about infidel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean faithful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infidel pranks.
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Jewish Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5"
The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"
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A devout Muslim entered a cab in London
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western music, which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door. The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered,
"In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis, so get off and wait for a camel!"
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Why did God reveal himself as a flaming bush to Moses?
...You're not supposed to question the Bible, h**...-bound infidel!!
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Why wasn't Castro on a US Dollar bill?
because inFidel we don't trust.
~original~
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How does a gay religious t**... spend his vacation in Cuba?
Infidel Castro
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When does a non-believer become a dirty k**... infidel?
When he leaves the room.
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3 terrorists are about to behead an infidel.
The first one says god is great. God is great. We will kill this infidel and Allah will bless us with 72 Virgins.
The second says. God is great god is great. We will kill this infidel and Allah will bless us with untold riches.
The third t**... takes out a cellphone and starts dialing really fast.
The two others are looking at him and asking him what he is doing?
So the guy goes:
God is great god is great. My passport just came in and now I can go to Iraq and fight the U.S.
How is that great? We have work to do here?
More money, more virgins. You do the math.
Math? Kill the infidel, he's a Jew.
