Infertile Jokes

Funniest Infertile Short Jokes

Short infertile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The infertile humour may include short fertility jokes also.

1. My wife told me to stop teasing our neighbor about his infertility after he threatened me with gun. But I'm not scared because he's shooting blanks.
2. Why did the infertile chicken cross the road? She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.
3. A woman tells her friend that she found out she's infertile. The friend asked, "Really?" to which the woman replied, "I kid not."
4. My daughter just told me she's infertile. "That's a great joke," I said. "I can't wait to tell it to my grandchildren."
5. Went to to the doctor the other day to check my reflexes Now he's suing me for assault because I made him infertile
6. A criminal was hired by a infertile man to impregnate his wife, but she never got pregnant Conned em'
7. What did the infertile artist say when he couldn't think of anything to sketch? "I'm only drawing blanks here..."
8. Whenever I see a show like Fuller House I wonder to myself Whatever happened to infertility?
9. Why do people name their daughters Savannah, but not Sahara of Sahel? Why would you name your daughter after something infertile?

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Infertile One Liners

Which infertile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with infertile? I can suggest the ones about fruitless and futile.

1. The girl I'm dating just said those three magic words. "I am infertile."
2. My friend told me that his wife was infertile "Inconceivable!" I said.
3. What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride? Inconceivable!
4. Infertility is hereditary If your parents have no children, I bet you have none either.
5. Man 1: Is it hard being infertile? Man 2: Nut always
6. What did the Tumblr user say when she found out she was infertile? i cant bREED
7. What do you call an infertile man from Italy? Seedless Italian.

Hilarious Infertile Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about infertile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean incapable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infertile pranks.