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I have an inferiority complex
....But it's not a very good one.
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There are two types of people in this world:
Those who can infer from insufficient information,
Infertility is hereditary
If your parents have no children, I bet you have none either.
I have an inferiority complex.
I'm twice as good looking as I think I am.
Why did the infertile chicken cross the road?
She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.
I have an inferiority complex
But it's not a very good one.
What did the infertile artist say when he couldn't think of anything to sketch?
"I'm only drawing blanks here..."
My inferiority complex has a pool and tennis courts.
Inferiority Complex
An American was backpacking across the highlands, when he came across a small village where he decided to spend the night.
Upon entering the local pub that evening for some drinks with the locals, he found himself in a conversation with one particularly drunk and indignant individual.
"Ya see that fence out there?" The old man asked the backpacker. "I built that fence with me own hands. But ya think they call me MacGregor the fence builder? No!"
"And that church out there. I hoisted the bell up to the top with me own hands. But ya think they call me MacGregor the church builder? No!"
And that bridge. I put it together stone by stone. But ya think they call me MacGregor the bridge builder? No!"
"But ya screw one goat..."
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A joke from my Philosophy textbook
The employer introduced himself to his new gardener.
"I am a professor of logic," the employer said.
"Oh. What's that?" the gardener asked.
"I shall give you a demonstration," announced the professor. "Do you own a wheelbarrow?"
"Yes," replied the gardener.
"Then I infer you are a hard worker," the professor continued. "And from that I infer you have a family. And from that I infer you are conscientious and responsible. And from that I infer you are a conservative. Am I right?"
"Wow!" exclaimed the gardener. "That's right! So that's logic?"
"That's logic," preened the professor.
Later the gardener met up with one of his buddies and told him he had a job with a professor of logic.
"Logic?" his friend asked. "What's that?"
"I'll show you," the gardener said. "Do you own a wheelbarrow?"
"No."
"s**... liberal."

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