The Best 10 Infectious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Infectious jokes. There are some infectious cruelest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these infectious diseases puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Infectious Jokes and Puns

Why did the girl fall in love with the zombie?

She said he was just so infectious

So you've probably heard

So you've probably heard the Brazilian variant of COVID is a bit more infectious than what we have here up north.

Don't worry, I hear things are going to clear up a lot down south when they get a Brazilian Vax.

Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer.

It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"

An infectious disease enters a bar...

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here." It replies, "Well, your not a very good host."

It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one

Doctor, I believe that love is infectious

Indeed, that's why you have gonorrhea

What did the audience say about the virologist's set at the comedy club?

He had an infectious sense of humor, but needed to work on telling his jokes at a less feverish pace.

An infectious disease enters a bar...

the bartender says,"we dont serve your kind here". The disease replies, "well you're not a very good host!"

An infectious disease walks into a bar.

Barman says, we don't serve your type here . Infectious disease replies, well, you are not a very good host.

The Infectious Disease Olympics has been cancelled as the first event was a complete disaster. All contestants drowned!!

Turns out Water Polio wasn't such a good idea.

What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease?

A leprekhan

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the infectious ebola jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working infectious experimental piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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