Infatuated Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

There was a man that was completely infatuated with Beethoven.

This man had heard a rumor that Beethoven was buried with his final masterpiece that nobody had ever seen or heard. In a fit of madness he went to the great masters grave and dug it up. When he finally reached the lid of Beethovens coffin he pried it open and to his amazement Beethoven was busily erasing the music the man had sought.

"What are you doing?" cried the man.

Beethoven glanced up at him and said, "Hey, shut the lid and leave me alone. Can't you see that I'm decomposing".

A man who is infatuated with soil...

has a dirty fetish.

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