Infatuate Jokes
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I am head-over-heels in love with an obese person.
Infatuated, actually.
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Netflix and Disney should just join forces to create the most controversial movie ever: a young girl becomes infatuated with makeup and skimpy outfits, but first she must save China from the threat of the Uighur.
Call it *Mulan Rouge*
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A man who is infatuated with soil...
has a dirty f**....
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
At a bus stop, a girl spotted a handsome man and she told him "I Love You"
The man placed his hand on her head and said, "This love and infatuation are nothing,
go back to your home and study hard so that you may lead a successful life".
He then placed a piece of paper in her hand and said, "I have written some words of wisdom for you. Read it before you sleep tonight" and he looked away.
The girl went back home with tears in her eyes and before sleeping that night, she opened and read the paper.
"Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Anyway, this is my number, call me anytime. By the way, I love you too!"
There was a man that was completely infatuated with Beethoven.
This man had heard a rumor that Beethoven was buried with his final masterpiece that nobody had ever seen or heard. In a fit of madness he went to the great masters grave and dug it up. When he finally reached the lid of Beethovens coffin he pried it open and to his amazement Beethoven was busily erasing the music the man had sought.
"What are you doing?" cried the man.
Beethoven glanced up at him and said, "Hey, shut the lid and leave me alone. Can't you see that I'm decomposing".
What do you call a crush on a fat person?
An inFATuation
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Sisters thinking of joining isis
are infatuated with i products.
Pretty good for a joke that is a hundred years old.
A bashful cowboy, returning from the plains to civilized society
after an absence of several years, fell desperately in love at first
sight with a pretty young girl whom he met at a party.
On leaving the house that evening the young lady forgot her
overshoes, and the hostess, who had noticed the Westerner's
infatuation, told the young Lochinvar that he might return them to
the girl if he wished. The herder leaped at the chance and presented
himself in due time at the young lady's house. She greeted him
cordially.
"You forgot your overshoes last night," he said, awkwardly handing
her the package.
"Why, there's only one overshoe here!" she exclaimed, as she thanked
him and opened it.
"Yes, Miss," said he, blushing. "I'll bring the other one tomorrow.
Oh, how I wish that you were a centipede!" And with that he turned
and sped away down the street.
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