Infantry Jokes

Funniest Infantry Short Jokes

Short infantry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The infantry humour may include short troops jokes also.

1. What do you call a toddler with a gun? Infantry
2. To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry.
3. what is it called when you load a baby into a gun? infantry
4. Which part of the army do the child soldiers join? The infantry
5. What do you call an army of toddlers? Infant-ry.
   *insert cringe here*
6. What is the difference between COVID-19 and the 101st Infantry Division? COVID-19 is Airborne
7. Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?
8. adults make better fighters than infants yet more battles are won by infantry than adultery
9. What is the lowest and youngest rank of child-soldiers? Infantry
10. What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry

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Infantry One Liners

Which infantry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with infantry? I can suggest the ones about enlisted army and enlisted.

1. What do you call babies with guns? Infantry
2. What do you call a group of babies? an Infantry
3. What do you call a fat baby? Heavy infantry
4. What do you call an army of babies? An infantry.
5. Why does the army need people under the age of 5? For the Infantry
6. What's a joke that never gets old? Russian infantry.
7. Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
8. What's a group of chubby newborns called? Heavy Infantry
9. What do you call an overweight baby? Heavy infantry
10. What do you get when you cross babies with soldiers? Infantry.
11. What do you call kids in the military? Infantry
12. What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry.
13. What are 50 babies, each holding a gun, called? An infantry.
14. Child soldiers are important They form the infantry
15. What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry.

Infantry Army Jokes

Here is a list of funny infantry army jokes and even better infantry army puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a young army? Infantry.
• LPT: If you've got toddlers at home, and you're going to take them out... You can probably get away with using a light sedative. Save chloroform for children 12 and older.
• If you can't find a good daycare for your baby... There's always the army. Just put them in the infantry.
• What do you call an army of baby soldiers? ....An Infantry
• Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry!
  I'm sorry.
• Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare? Because they're sending them to the infantry!
• What branch of the army do children join? The infantry.
• What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry.
• What is an army of blue babies on horseback called? A navy infantry cavalry
• Did you hear Kony is raising up another army? It's a baby only army.
  The infant-ry.

Delightful Fun Infantry Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about infantry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soldier jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infantry pranks.