Infantry Army Jokes
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- If you can't find a good daycare for your baby... There's always the army. Just put them in the infantry.
- Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry!
I'm sorry. - LPT: If you've got toddlers at home, and you're going to take them out... You can probably get away with using a light sedative. Save chloroform for children 12 and older.
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Infantry Army One Liners
Which infantry army one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with infantry army? I can suggest the ones about army infantry and enlisted army.
- Why does the army need people under the age of 5? For the Infantry
- Which part of the army do the child soldiers join? The infantry
- What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry
- What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry.
- What is an army of blue babies on horseback called? A navy infantry cavalry
- Did you hear Kony is raising up another army? It's a baby only army.
The infant-ry.
Infantry Army Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about infantry army you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean us army jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infantry army pranks.
the differences between the branches of the US military
If you tell the Army "Secure that building!"
They will surround it with armor and heavy infantry and not let anyone out of it until told to
If you tell the Marines "Secure that building!"
They will storm the building, eliminate any resistance, and allow no one to enter it until told to.
If you tell the Navy "Secure that building!"
They will turn out the lights, close and lock all doors and windows and post a fire watch
If you tell the Air Force "Secure that building!"
They will take out a 30 year lease with an option to buy.
Three Army Lieutenants have to cross a river for infantry training.
The first one prays to God and says "Lord give me the strength to cross this river." There is a flash of light and he is granted stronger arms to swim.
The second one says "Lord give me the endurance to cross this river." Another flash of light and he is granted strong lungs to help him swim.
The third one says "Lord, remove this obstacle from my path." There is a flash of light and the young lieutenant turns into a woman. Crossing a Water Obstacle is no longer part of her test and she is applauded by the media for being so strong and independent. She has a loyal group of male followers who dote on her every day and she lives happily ever after.
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"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
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