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- Did you hear about the infamous bank robbers in the old wild west? One of them married the other one's sister. They were both outlaws and in-laws.
- What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear? \- Peak Aboo.
And which one gives them a flu?
\- Peak Achoo. - I lost my job as a waiter Apparently, I had insulted an infamous mafia boss by taking away his plate.
He told me he was Don - West London police wish to alert local residents about the activities of the infamous cross-eyed burglar. If you see this man staring in your windows,
warn the people next door. - Why was 10 always afraid ? Because it was between 9/11
But 7 8 9
That's leave 10 and 11
And what is the 10th and 11th letter of the alphabet?
That's the answer to this infamous question - Have you ever heard of the lady who was accused of being the infamous Quilted Killer? She's innocent until proven quilty.
- An infamous doctor was known for rushing operations. People asked him why he did things so quickly, and he said: "If I didn't, I wouldn't be doctor...
I would be patient." - Whenever my wife or mother makes vegetarian meals; I will always whip out my infamous line: "Ma/Darling are we rabbits? Or regular Carnivorous humans?
- Have you heard Julian Assange never spends more than 20 seconds in the restroom? Yeah, he's infamous for his quickieleaks.
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Infamous One Liners
Which infamous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with infamous? I can suggest the ones about renowned and legendary.
- An infamous sleuth gets half of his deduction wrong. He was a Defective.
- What was the name of the infamous Russian p**...? Onya.
Onya Backyabitch. - So apparently they found the infamous airplane h**... D.B Cooper
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What funny jokes about infamous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hideous jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infamous pranks.
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Morgue m**... Caught
The infamous Morgue m**... was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.
It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.
People in glass houses...
A pacific island tribal king was infamous for conquering surrounding islands and stealing the defeated king's throne, and then stowing it, like a trophy, in the attic of his grass hut.
One day when sitting on his throne in said grass hut, the ceiling collapses under the weight of his trophies and the king is killed.
Which goes to prove that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Enter job interview . Interviewer asks infamous question "what is your greatest weakness in the workplace?" Pause for 10 to 15 seconds then say "I'm bad with awkward silences "
If the don't laugh then pause again and say "sometimes my jokes aren't well received " problem solved
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In 1944 during a prisoner revolt at the n**...'s most infamous concentration camp, an SS guard was burned alive by prisoners in a crematorium oven.
This is what I call the Auschwitzaroo.
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My wife walked in on me while I was wearing only a towel around my shoulders.
I'm count Dickula, I said. And unlike my infamous cousin, I want you to s**... ME dry.
She left.
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Heard from my friend Sam (who is an infamous nutjob):
What do you and the titanic have in common?
Both went down on 1500 men.
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Sean Connery describes this convicted s**... offender, whose infamous lack of remorse has guaranteed that he will only ever have exactly one job.
Who is THERAPIST BROCK TURNER?
