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What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?
Anoobis
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls.
The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.
Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.
The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: For best results, put on two coats.
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My inexperienced girlfriend
My inexperienced girlfriend was performing o**... s**... for the first time. She asked, "Am I doing it right?" To which I replied, "Not if you're talking."
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So, a woman and an inexperienced guy want to have s**......
She proposes doing 69, he doesn't know the position but agrees - doesn't matter had s**..., he thinks.
They begin, she s**... and he licks happily away, but suddenly she has to f**.... He pauses, shivers but continues.
Shortly after, she farts again. He pushes her off, puts on his pants. She begs him not to go, he answers: "sorry, I like you and s**... is fun... But I won't take the other 67."
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Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin go to a bar
Bartender (who is somewhat inexperienced) asks what they want to order.
Putin - "I'll have a V and C."
Bartender - "What's a V and C?"
Putin - "v**... and Coke."
Johnson - "I'll have a G and T."
Bartender - "What's a G and T?"
Johnson - "Gin and tonic."
Trump - "I'll have a 7 and 7."
Bartender - "What's a 7 and 7?"
Trump - "15."
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US army to o**... : What do you want to say in your defence ?
US army to o**... : What do you want to say in your defence ?
o**... : I am not guilty for 9/11, Pilot was inexperienced.
What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?
They both have problems with delivery.
Two men fell madly in love with the same woman
They went to the woman and demanded she choose between them.
The woman told the two men that they were young and inexperienced, they should both go all the way around the world at least once before she could decide.
The first man immediately went home, began packing, and booked a the first flight out of the country.
The second man went home, but returned to the woman the next day and walked a circle around her. He looked into her eyes and told her that she was the whole world to him.
Who do you think she chose?
Answer: >!The rich one!<
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A bully and his gang walk into a Subway store
He then sees the sandwich artist (that's what they are called) is a skinny, young, inexperienced kid- a perfect target to bully while ordering some subs. He walks up to the kid and starts his order of his 6-inch sub
The kid then proceeds to cut a footlong sub bread in half for a 6-inch sub when the bully interjects, and attempts to start bullying the kid by pointing out in an annoyed voice: "That definitely looks shorter than six inches!"
The kid was undaunted, however, and propped his arms against the counter and in the sweetest voice, replied, "Dude, you need to stop listening to your girlfriend."
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