Inevitable Jokes
19 inevitable jokes and hilarious inevitable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inevitable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Inevitable Short Jokes
Short inevitable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inevitable humour may include short unfortunate jokes also.
- Me :well, you know, change is inedible Her : I think you mean inevitable
Me : *spitting out nickels* nope - Me : Well you know 'change is inedible' Friend : Do you mean 'inevitable'?
Me : (spits out nickels) nope. - "Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!" - Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"
- Donald Trump Was Right About Two Things 1. That every poll which showed him inevitably losing were incorrect
and
2. That the results were rigged - "Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all" (~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)
- It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
- My date: "You know, change is inedible?" Me: "Don't you mean inevitable?"
Date: (Coughing out coins) "Nope, inedible." - How many Socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but when it inevitably fails, they will be sure to inform us it wasn't a real light bulb.
- What's the worst part of being a hurricane? You will inevitably fall into a deep tropical depression before ceasing to exist forever.
- When we become a space-faring species, what will our currency inevitably change to? Starbucks
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Inevitable One Liners
Which inevitable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inevitable? I can suggest the ones about unforeseen and unthinkable.
- Change is inevitable... Except from a vending machine.
- I am inevitable. Hi Inevitable, I'm Dad.
- Three men walked into a bar ....and it all ended with a tedious inevitability.
- I scream, you scream We all scream for the horrible inevitability that is death.
- Change is inevitable... Unless you go to a vending machine.
Comedy Inevitable Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about inevitable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean obligatory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inevitable pranks.
The worst thing about celebrity deaths is the inevitable torrent of jokes referencing them from people trying to be witty when really it should be a time of mourning and respect. I won't take any part in it.
So wake me up when it's all over
How to post the world's best joke here…
Post an average joke, then inevitably a better joke will be added to the comments, steal that joke and post it, take that joke's best comment joke and post it, repeat ad infinitum. Voila the world's best joke guaranteed eventually.
I went to my in-laws for dinner
An argument inevitably broke out and my wife told me not to take sides.
I told her "they wont notice", as I slid the roast potatoes into my pocket "they are to distracted"
A boy is making sure a microphone works for an open bar stand up night.
Aa boy, not much older than 12 or 13, comes up to the mic and says
"Ice, ice, icicle".
"Pop, pop, popsicle".
"Test," and the crowd stares in horror as the inevitable is going to happen.
"Test, testing one two three"
I was down by the Niagara River...
and I saw a Muslim extremist fall in!
He immediately started to sink.
Being a responsible Canadian, I contacted the provincial police and the RCMP right away! They didn't respond in time, and the Muslim man inevitably drowned...
I'm starting to think that I wasted two stamps.
A Chinese couple adopt a white baby...
A Chinese couple adopt a white baby.
Although it's obvious, everywhere they go, someone inevitably asks them if they adopted their child.
What? Of course we did! They'd say... Don't you know two Wongs don't make a white?
Liverpool had so much going for them. Dominated the ball, constantly on the attack, great strategy to win the day. But no matter how often the were close a score seemed inevitable, Real Madrid defenders always seemed to be in the right place at the right time. It must actually be true what they say
Nobody expects the Spanish in position
The armed grenade was under a pile of chick peas, tahini and olive oil.
Captain Smith threw himself on top of it to save his men from the inevitable e**....
His medal for bravery was awarded post-hummusly
A Dutchman and an Englishmen meet in a beach bar on holiday.
The Dutchman speaks hardly any English and the Englishman, inevitably, even less Dutch, but they still enjoy each other's company and knock back a few beers together. After a while the Englishman manages to get across a question: "what is it that you do for a living?"
The Dutchman says carefully "I... *f**...\**... horses."
"Pardon?!" exclaims the Englishman.
"*Ja! Paarden!*" says the Dutchman, beaming widely.
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\* \['breed'\]
