Inebriate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Inebriate jokes. There are some inebriate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these inebriate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Inebriate Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend

Two inebriated men walk in to an upmarket restaurant and go straight to the only unoccupied table, yelling for service.

The head waiter hurries over asking Do you have reservations?

One of the men replies Sure, but when you're as hungry as we are, you throw caution to the wind.

Do you like getting inebriated with yo' bruv's and watching groups of men in tights prancing around and occasionally slapping each others arses?

No, you say. Then why do you like American football?

Why are inebriates the best doctors?

They're good at making pain go away with alcohol.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the inebriate puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working inebriate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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