Industry Jokes
164 industry jokes and hilarious industry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about industry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Industry Short Jokes
Short industry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The industry humour may include short enterprise jokes also.
- What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your computer and accesses all your data. The other is an industry standard.
- It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. It's such a MAIL dominated industry.
- I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker. It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
- It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
- I invented a new type of car... Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying." - How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
- Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
- There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
( Possibility OC?) - The joke industry has been hit particularly hard by Covid Nobody has walked into a bar in months.
- I feel terrible for women who work for the USPS or other postal services.... It's such a mail-dominated industry
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Industry One Liners
Which industry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with industry? I can suggest the ones about market and technology.
- What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn
- Why are women in the Postal service…. When it's such a mail dominated industry.
- I knew a guy who fell into an industrial meat grinder He's fine now.
- Why don't women work at the post office? It's a mail dominated industry.
- I killed the glove industry With my bare hands
- Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service? Because it is a mail dominated industry
- What do you call an adequate industrial building? Satisfactory
- I think I want to be a garbage man. I hear the industry is picking up!
- I had to leave the granite industry It was counter productive
- Never Invest in the Velcro industry. Its a complete ripoff
- The pop music industry is very eco-friendly They keep recycling the same four chords.
- Piracy is killing the music industry I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?
- What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it.
- So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne
- What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry? Popcorn.
Music Industry Jokes
Here is a list of funny music industry jokes and even better music industry puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today. Another sad day for the music industry in 2016.
- What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal
- More sad news in the music industry today... Kanye west was found alive in his house this morning...
- I got fired from my job by a jealous manager for breaking too many records. I'm guessing that the vintage music industry is just not for me...
- As a female trying to break into the music industry I am often asked how I will know I have 'made it'. I figure it's when I'm invited to come on something like Saturday Night Live... or John Mayer
- Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
- Why did Buddy Holly retire from the music industry in 1959? His vocal chords were damaged in an accident.
- How do you make industrial music? Nuts and BOLTS and nuts and BOLTS and nuts and BOLTS and...
- Another tragedy today in the music industry... Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment.
Service Industry Jokes
Here is a list of funny service industry jokes and even better service industry puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Request - sfw fireman joke I work service industry and there is a fireman union conference. The more dad joke the better
- It's crazy that the service industry expects 25% tips. At that point, they should just call it i**....
- This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially s**... for men We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing
Film Industry Jokes
Here is a list of funny film industry jokes and even better film industry puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Growing up in the film industry, Harvey Weinstein was a huge influence for me. He really touched me.
- My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod.. I was the best camera man they ever had
- What is the Israeli film industry called? Is-reel.
- What Do you Call a Marriage Between a Rat and a Fox The Biggest Merger in Film Industry
Food Industry Jokes
Here is a list of funny food industry jokes and even better food industry puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the lead singer of system of a down get in to the food industry? Because of his self-righteous soup-n-sides
- The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc. "*We* fake it until you make it".
- Local gangstas got into the food industry. Burritos a la cartel.
- I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to Fedora Everyone tips fedora!
- I'm not an anti-Semite... But I do believe that Jews control the Kosher food industry.
The Funniest Industry Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about industry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean industrial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make industry pranks.
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).
We need to get into the fertilizer industry...
I hear business is booming.
One of my many niche-market jokes
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?
Don't look for a job in a f**... company
It's a dying industry
OB-GYN
My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the c**... industry. '
I'm thinking of investing in cancer research...
I hear it's a growth industry.
"What time do I get off?" has an entirely different meaning when you work in the s**... industry.
I should become a bomb specialist...
It's a booming industry.
Heh.
For my cakeday, a joke for you Connecticut state residents out there.
What's the difference between Bridgeport, CT, and Gotham City?
One's a post-industrial urban hellhole ridden with violent crime, corruption, and murderous psychopaths, and the other's Gotham City!
Textile Mill Heist
Earlier today police apprehended a criminal who had loaded an industrial-sized loom and 10 cubic meters of wool onto a truck in an attempted robbery of a local textile factory.
Police became suspicious of the truck when they noticed the driver weaving all over the road.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"
"Just pop it in the corner please"
It took me 2 hours.
Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?
they have too many ohms to be good conductors.
Really sad news from the entertainment industry.
Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday.
Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident.
He's 0K right now.
What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?
A boullionaire
Have you heard about the airplane industry?
Its really taking off and reaching new heights.
I am an IT expert with 7 years in the industry. Here is my CV, I hope you'll consider me for the position.
C:\Users\Brian\MyDocuments\Work\CV\Resume4.docx
My parents were in the iron and steel industry...
My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.
I don't know why everyone is complaining about gender inequality in the film industry . . .
Just the other day I saw *several* movies starring women in a variety of roles, such as a teacher, a pizza delivery girl, and a naughty horse trainer.
When applying for a job in the hair industry...
Do you have to hand in your Tresemmé?
What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
Why is ink an unwise investment?
Because it's a dyeing industry.
- This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!
Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals
They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.
[Politics] i**... immigrants are lucky
The government is helping them escape the US
...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs
The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change
In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow.
A man lost both his hands in an industrial accident.
Determined to still live a full life, and vowing to be more careful, he declared, "I will never be defeated!"
Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell?
It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.
How can I invest in the Mexican airline industry?
Call me crazy but once this wall goes up I've got a gut-feeling I think that's one industry that will really be taking off.
TIL the people most knowledgeable about something
Are not the people that work in that industry, but their customers who have done a little online reading. /s
How is the tourism industry doing in Baghdad?
Boomin'.
My daughter's got an interview for a job working in the adult entertainment industry today…
I hope she blows it…
Trump proposed new regulations for the airline industry...
Because even h**... didn't remove passengers with reserved seats.
Gatorade
After seeing the wild success of the University of Florida's **Gator**ade, Florida State University also wanted to get in on the sports drink industry.
Weirdly, their **"Seminole Fluid"** was not well received.
President Trump to sign an executive action taking aim at Sun Maid and California's Raisin industry
He answered most of the criticism over the weekend by stating
"I would like to make raisins Grape again"
If you're looking for a job, get trained in horticulture
It's a growing industry
Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops?
Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti
If you want a job in the moisturiser industry
The best advice I can give you is to apply daily.
An entire industry has just collapsed
v**... coconut oil is no more a thing.
Millenials are Killing the Coat Hanger Industry
more than half of them support legal abortions.
Why is success in the shaving industry so difficult?
Razor thin margins.
Landing a job in the moisturizer industry is tough. My advice?
Apply daily.
The comedy industry is ridiculously sexist.
Zach Galifinakis can tell a joke to a full theatre and the audience would love it. If Amy Schumer told the same joke a week later in the same theatre to the same audience, she'd be accused of stealing material
AI will silently take over a lot of industries until it gets to carpentry...
then suddenly everyone will start coming out of the wood work
Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition?
There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.
I have worked in a restaurant and within the tech industry...
The biggest difference is the meaning of the phrase "My server just went down on me."
I've been thinking about investing in m**... groweries.
I hear it's a budding industry.
I just finished a book on the military nobility of pre-industrial Japan
Would you like me to samurais it for you?
The beauty industry:
For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen
For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow
An oregano farmer recently lost a high profile court case and was ordered to pay 20 million dollars. However the spices industry had been on a steady decline so he didn't have that kind of money on hand.
Needless to say his wages were garnished
The corn industry has been doing well these past few years.
It's a growing field.
It's only a matter of time before Apple borrows from trends in the gaming industry...
...by remastering the first iPhone instead of releasing the iPhone 11.
Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry...
..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.
One day, these parents wanted to find out what their Son was going to be when he grew up,
So they put a $100 bill, a bible and a whiskey bottle on a table.
If he picked up the $100 bill, it means that he was going to be a businessman, if he picked up the whiskey bottle, it means that he was going to be in the entertainment industry, and if he picked up the bible, it means that he was going to be a pastor.
The child came in and picked up the bible, his Mother smiled.
Then he picked up the whiskey bottle and took a swig of it then proceeded to pocket the $100 bill and left.
Well I'll be d**... the father said
He's going to become a politician.
Why does America have the best movie industry in the world?
In the rest of the world, all the best actors play soccer.
I like stealing industrial size kitchen equipment.
I'm a big whisk-taker
There are two rules to remember in the entertainment industry.
The first is to always leave the audience wanting more. And the second
My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets have been going through the roof.
My friend recently advised me to invest in m**... businesses...
Apparently it's a growing industry.
Did you hear about the guy who has monopoly on the chicken industry?
He's a real chick magnate
Pornhub has managed to take over the adult video industry...
And they've done it single-handedly!
There are some pretty big rumors about the wine industry.
I heard it through the grapevine.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
Did you hear about the growing origami industry?
Their business is in-CREASING!
The cheese industry is led by an illusive, secret cabal
They're called the Hallouminati
The artist named Feat has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.
Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breaking the law somehow, and must face his crimes. #DeathToFeat
