Industrial Jokes

Funniest Industrial Short Jokes

Short industrial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The industrial humour may include short agricultural jokes also.

1. What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your computer and accesses all your data. The other is an industry standard.
2. It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. It's such a MAIL dominated industry.
3. I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker. It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
4. It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
5. I invented a new type of car... Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
   My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
   Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying."
6. How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
7. Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
8. There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
   ( Possibility OC?)
9. The joke industry has been hit particularly hard by Covid Nobody has walked into a bar in months.
10. I feel terrible for women who work for the USPS or other postal services.... It's such a mail-dominated industry

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Industrial One Liners

Which industrial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with industrial? I can suggest the ones about manufacturing and industry.

1. What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn
2. Why are women in the Postal service…. When it's such a mail dominated industry.
3. I knew a guy who fell into an industrial meat grinder He's fine now.
4. Why don't women work at the post office? It's a mail dominated industry.
5. I killed the glove industry With my bare hands
6. Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service? Because it is a mail dominated industry
7. What do you call an adequate industrial building? Satisfactory
8. I think I want to be a garbage man. I hear the industry is picking up!
9. I had to leave the granite industry It was counter productive
10. Never Invest in the Velcro industry. Its a complete ripoff
11. The pop music industry is very eco-friendly They keep recycling the same four chords.
12. Piracy is killing the music industry I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?
13. What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it.
14. So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne
15. What begins with "p", ends with "orn" and is popular in the movie industry? Popcorn.

Industrial Revolution Jokes

Here is a list of funny industrial revolution jokes and even better industrial revolution puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell? It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.
• What did children used to celebrate on thei r date of birth when Industrial Revolution took place? Labor day.
• Why did everyone in the Industrial Revolution have such good confidence. Everything ran off Self-Esteem-Engines.
• What was the Industrial Revolution's motto? Resistance is Fuedal!

Industrial Engineering Jokes

Here is a list of funny industrial engineering jokes and even better industrial engineering puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Just got a new Job at Coka Kola Engineering job, and man there is lots of high tech cola industry jargon being tossed around there, soda speak.

Industrial Design Jokes

Here is a list of funny industrial design jokes and even better industrial design puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc. "*We* fake it until you make it".

Amusing & Witty Industrial Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about industrial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corporate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make industrial pranks.