Industrial Jokes
37 industrial jokes and hilarious industrial puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about industrial that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Never heard an industrial joke before? Get ready to laugh at a few of the best jokes in the industry! From topics such as aerospace and industry to textile and industrial engineering, mechanics and hygienists, these industrial jokes will be sure to make you chuckle.
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Funniest Industrial Short Jokes
Short industrial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The industrial humour may include short agricultural jokes also.
- I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker. It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
- It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
- I invented a new type of car... Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying." - There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
( Possibility OC?) - The joke industry has been hit particularly hard by Covid Nobody has walked into a bar in months.
- I feel terrible for women who work for the USPS or other postal services.... It's such a mail-dominated industry
- What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus? Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
- One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?
- Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident. He's 0K right now.
- The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow.
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Industrial One Liners
Which industrial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with industrial? I can suggest the ones about manufacturing and industry.
- What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn
- Why are women in the Postal service…. When it's such a mail dominated industry.
- I knew a guy who fell into an industrial meat grinder He's fine now.
- Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service? Because it is a mail dominated industry
- What do you call an adequate industrial building? Satisfactory
- I think I want to be a garbage man. I hear the industry is picking up!
- I had to leave the granite industry It was counter productive
- The pop music industry is very eco-friendly They keep recycling the same four chords.
- Piracy is killing the music industry I mean, have you tried playing guitar with a hook?
- What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it.
- So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne
- Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops? Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti
- I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry.
- My uncle is always bragging about his son, who works in the brass industry. He's my CuZn
- The cheese industry is led by an illusive, secret cabal They're called the Hallouminati
Industrial Revolution Jokes
Here is a list of funny industrial revolution jokes and even better industrial revolution puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did workers in the industrial revolution have better sense of smell? It's because of all that time they spent in the ol-factory.
- What did children used to celebrate on thei r date of birth when Industrial Revolution took place? Labor day.
- Why did everyone in the Industrial Revolution have such good confidence. Everything ran off Self-Esteem-Engines.
- What was the Industrial Revolution's motto? Resistance is Fuedal!
Industrial Engineering Jokes
Here is a list of funny industrial engineering jokes and even better industrial engineering puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Just got a new Job at Coka Kola Engineering job, and man there is lots of high tech cola industry jargon being tossed around there, soda speak.
Industrial Design Jokes
Here is a list of funny industrial design jokes and even better industrial design puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc. "*We* fake it until you make it".
Amusing & Witty Industrial Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about industrial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corporate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make industrial pranks.
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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A Mechanical Engineer, a software engineer and a purchasing agent...
..are on their way to an industry event when their rental car gets a flat tire. The purchasing agent says
"We need to buy a new tire"
the mechanical engineer says
"no, I think I can fix this one"
and the software engineer says,
"let's drive on it for a while, maybe it'll fix itself."
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It must be hard for women to work in the postal service.
It's such a MAIL dominated industry.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
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An anti-vaxxer got a call from the Doctor.
The doctor said "Your test results are in and I'm afraid it's not good news."
"Nonsense," replied the anti-vaxxer. "I don't trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope."
"Fair enough, in that case tell me your star -sign." said the doctor.
The anti-vaxxer replied "My star sign is Cancer."
The doctor said "Well what a d**... coincidence..."
