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Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his "s**..." fantasy...


I'm glad I got that off my chest.

Ancient Romans believed the 54th birthday was the time to indulge in all your crazy impulses.

You only LIV once.

I haven't told anyone but last night I let my husband indulge his "s**..." f**....

I'm glad I got that off my chest.

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel......

When they get there, one girl suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid s**... by the fireside, a girl turned to her new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best s**... I've had in years! I wonder how the guys are doing?"

I hired a p**... to indulge my food f**....

She said that for $500 we could spend the night l**... food off each other's bodies, although if I wanted guacamole it was $1.80 extra.

My girlfriend asked me to help indulge her f**... of covering herself in cake flour, butter, and eggs.

I had to say no. My mother taught me it's wrong to batter women.

The inmates of an asylum are playing a game called "ripe mango"

It consists of the inmates climbing a tree in the facility and yelling "ripe mango", before letting go and falling to the ground. The director of the asylum passes by and chuckes and one of the inmates calls him to play.
The director, just to indulge them, climbs the tree but yells "unripe mango!". He didn't want, as expected, to hit the ground. Seeing this one of the inmates says "bring me a stone!!! I'm taking that son of a b**... down! "

An alcoholic, a s**... and a gay guy go to a psychiatrist

An alcoholic, a s**... and a gay guy go to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist evaluates their addictions and warns them, "If you indulge in your bad habit ONE MORE TIME, you will drop dead."
So the three men acknowledge his warning and leave the clinic.
As they walked down the sidewalk, discussing their fate, the Alcoholic proclaims, "I don't care what happens to me! I need a drink!" He runs into a bar, takes a shot of whiskey, and drops dead.
The s**... and gay guy--shocked that the psychiatrist was telling the truth--continue walking.
A few minutes later they see a full cigarette burning on the sidewalk. The s**... starts to sweat. And looks over at the gay guy. "I just need ONE MORE drag!"
The gay guy says, "Honey, if you bend down to pick that up, we're BOTH gonna drop dead!"


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