Induction Jokes
15 induction jokes and hilarious induction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about induction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Induction Short Jokes
Short induction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The induction humour may include short ignition jokes also.
- What do yo get if you're inducted into the serial killer hall of fame? A lifetime dismembership.
- A math student invented a new method of making liquor, using electromagnetics to distill alcohol. Proof by induction.
- How did the Professor of Electromagnetism solve a complicated problem? He used inductive reasoning
- Did you hear the one about the Logical Induction paper? I don't know if it exists, but there are good papers leading up to it.
- Why is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in New York City, when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland? Because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland
- Jokes about inductive reasoning are never funny Believe me. Tried it many times; doesn't work.
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Induction One Liners
Which induction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with induction? I can suggest the ones about adoption and inspiration.
- How do you induce a current in a wire by counting to 10? By mathematical induction.
- What happens if you incarcerate a man inside a duct? He gets inducted.
- I like proof by induction... ...as much as the next guy.
Great Induction Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about induction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean recruitment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make induction pranks.
Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.
It's called the Picabo ICU.
How math, physics, programmimg and philosophy convince that all odd numbers bigger than one are primes...
Math: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime. I'll get the rest of them with induction.
Physics: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 9 measurement error, 11 prime, 13 prime.
I tested enough numbers.
Programming: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 7 prime, 7 prime...
Philosophy: 2 prime, 4 prime, 6 prime
Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!
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Jon Bon Jovi was inducted into the Rock hall of fame
I asked him, "aren't you disappointed and ashamed you aren't in the more prestigious Rock & ***Roll*** hall of fame?"
He said "Woah, we're halfway there".
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I built a v**... still that uses a magnetic field/electric coil combo as a heating element...
... and those mathematicians said I don't understand proof by induction.
