Indonesians Jokes
25 indonesians jokes and hilarious indonesians puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indonesians that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Indonesians Short Jokes
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- I broke up with my gf when she tore the Indonesian flag in half and threw away the white part. It was a red flag.
- What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop.
- Mad Hatters Two Indonesians met in the Great Marketplace, and one said to the other: "I can't remember your name, but your Fez is familiar."
- My university just announced a Computer Science exchange program with an Indonesian university I'm really excited for the courses in Java
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Indonesians One Liners
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- How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave
- 2 members of indonesian band died during the tsunami Theyre now named 8.5
- Have you heard of the Indonesian concert? It was a splash out
- What are non fat indonesian people called? muSlim
- Indonesian stock exchange crashed. There were many casualties
- Why an Indonesian baby cries?
- What was George Lucas doing at the Indonesian rice farm? Filming Sa wahrs.
- Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian
Indonesians Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about indonesians you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indonesians pranks.
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I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian s**... children
And i must say they did a wonderful job
What is globalization?
Question : What is globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on
Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a
Canadian, using
Bill Gates' technology which he got from the
Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on
one of the IBM clones that use
Philippine-made chips, and
Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally
sold to you by a Chinese!
An Indonesian lady offers an Australian guy a plate of noodles
An Indonesian lady wants to offer some noodles to an Australian guy. However, she isn't a good speaker of English. Despite the shortcomings, she goes for it anyway.
"Hey mister! Do you want mee? Still hot you know!"
^^^mee=noodles
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Have you heard about the Indonesian s**... toy that was mistaken for an angel?
It really was holy.
American, Japanese and Indonesian in China
There's an American, Japanese and Indonesian on a crew boat in China. The American lights up a cigarette with his zippo, and then throws the zippp into the sea. The Indonesian says "why you throw away your zippo? " the American replies "in America we have many zippos, I can get another one no problem". The Indonesian thinks this man is crazy. Then the Japanese checks the time on his casio watch, and after he throws the watch into the sea. "Why you do that" says the Indonesian. "In my country" replies the Japanese "we have many casio watches. I can replace no problem". Again the Indonesian thinks these two are both crazy.. Just then a Chinese man walks past and the Indonesian throws the man overboard. "Geez why did you do that! " replies the American. "You are crazy" says the Japanese. "No problem" replies the Indonesian "in my country we have many Chinese! "