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Quirky and Hilarious Indonesian Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good indonesian joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say good bye to two hundred thousand Indonesians?

A big wave.

I dislike Nike because they use Indonesian children to make their shoes

I hate Indonesian children.

I broke up with my gf when she tore the Indonesian flag in half and threw away the white part.

It was a red flag.

I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian s**... children

And i must say they did a wonderful job

What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed?

A sweatstop.

What is globalization?

Question : What is globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on
Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a
Canadian, using
Bill Gates' technology which he got from the
Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on
one of the IBM clones that use
Philippine-made chips, and
Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally
sold to you by a Chinese!

An Indonesian lady offers an Australian guy a plate of noodles

An Indonesian lady wants to offer some noodles to an Australian guy. However, she isn't a good speaker of English. Despite the shortcomings, she goes for it anyway.
"Hey mister! Do you want mee? Still hot you know!"
^^^mee=noodles


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