The Best 25 Individuals Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Individuals jokes. There are some individuals individual jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these individuals primitive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Individuals Jokes and Puns

When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced.

That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.

200Years in the future.

A team of the smartest people on earth go to a distant planet, believed to have life. When they land they're greeted by 3aliens. They speak perfect english.

"Leave outsiders. This is our home planet, only trusted individuals are allowed here!"

The space group is quite surprised by this. Most of them think about turning back and going to earth. When one man in the back of the group, Unseen by the aliens, Shows himself. Upon his sight the aliens appear to become much more peaceful with the humans.

"Oh you brought Dave with you! Why didn't you say so."

So, two yogurts walk into a bar

The bar tender says "hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"

And the Yogurts respond "Why? We're two cultured individuals."

Individuals joke, So, two yogurts walk into a bar

What do you call a sexual interaction between two trans individuals?

A transaction.

This is the only good original joke I've made in my entire life, and that's not a joke!
Haven't seen this posted elsewhere before.

TIL about the Downing-Keurig Effect in which poor performers greatly overestimate their abilities. It shows that underperforming individuals reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of the ability to realize."

I feel so smart knowing about this.


Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together...

They were fast friends!

An owl was investigated as a suspect in the serial murders of eight random individuals in under a year

But the case went cold after repeatedly insisting it didn't know the victims' names.

Individuals joke, An owl was investigated as a suspect in the serial murders of eight random individuals in under a ye

FUN AT THE PARK

Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching.

Should we eliminate psychopaths from the gene pool?

On face value it might seem like a splendid idea, but as much suffering and pain these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

What happens if you take a popular website, add a dash of censorship, and allow the discretionary system of control to be based on the biases of individuals...

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I joined a support group for Cannibals

I think its important to be with like minded individuals and get the chance to meat new people.

You can explore individuals psychologically reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean individuals facials dad jokes. There are also individuals puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Several deranged individuals were caught attempting to scale the White House fence today...

Fortunately they were caught before they were able to reach the street.

Some individuals understand the most complicated things in the universe...

I'm sitting here trying to figure out my electricity bill.

I organised a support group meeting for individuals with erectile dysfunction.

Though around 20 people registered, many couldn't come.

Raise your hand if you're wearing underwears or panties with holes in them...

For those smug individuals that did not raise their hand, I'm curious how you inserted your legs in them if they have no holes? Unless you're wrapping a handkerchief.

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, We don't serve your kind in here. One of the yogurt cartons says to him, Why not? We're cultured individuals.

Individuals joke, Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

I've had sex with a ton of women.

Or 6 if we are going by individuals.

"There is no such thing as 'people'. There are only individuals with their own unique opinions and sentiments"

That's what I've noticed people like to hear these days.

What do 8 out of 9 individuals recommend?

Gang rape.


What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals.

They call him Chemo Savvy.

Why did Hitler make an eHarmony account?

To meet Reich minded individuals.

My heart is like a diamond

Cold, hard and has it's value artificially inflated because of a few select individuals

I tend to be extra cautious around tall, large men with ten gallon hats

They're pretty shady individuals.

Jared Fogel was sentenced to 15.6 years in prison for having sex with underage individuals

He was just happy to get anything under 18

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the individuals inferior jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working individuals social piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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