Indigestion Jokes
23 indigestion jokes and hilarious indigestion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indigestion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Indigestion Short Jokes
Short indigestion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indigestion humour may include short heartburn jokes also.
- Say, Holmes, can you tell me... ...what could be the cause of this terrible indigestion?
It's alimentary, my dear Watson. - What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? Ferrari's give me indigestion.
- With all the holiday cheer this special time of year I can't help but get a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest. My doctor calls it indigestion.
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Indigestion One Liners
Which indigestion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indigestion? I can suggest the ones about flatulence and upset stomach.
- I've got indigestion... Don't ask me how I know. Just a gut feeling i guess
- My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion.
- What is the saddest creature to exist? A bat with indigestion.
- The other day I got indigestion from prepackaged Mexican food But don't worry, El Paso.
- I just went through a hurricane and got indigestion. Irma GERD!
- The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough
Who choked on a piece of raw dough
But the time she was through
With hiccup and cough
She woke everyone in the borough - I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone
- Did you hear about the cannibal with indigestion? He ate someone who disagreed with him
Amusing Indigestion Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about indigestion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean diarrhea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indigestion pranks.
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A woman went to the doctor with indigestion.
The doctor examined her and told her she was pregnant. 'I can't be' she said 'I am not married and havn't had s**... for months'. The doctor thought for a minute and then asked if her boyfriend was a member of the SAS. 'Yes' she exclaimed 'how did you know?' The doctor said 'well, they are trained to get in and out without anyone noticing!'
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Did you hear about the roman fighter who ate his mother in law?
Terrible indigestion but he was gladiator.
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I used to drink absinthe
I used to drink absinthe, but it caused me bad indigestion and terrible wind, weirdly, it sounded like a Japanese motorbike.
I went to a doctor who told me it wasn't uncommon, that everybody knows "absinthe makes the f**... go Honda".
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Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival?
He ate something that disagreed with him
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Jim was a cannibal
One day he got into an argument with someone so he killed and ate them.
A few days later he was at the doctor's office with terrible indigestion.
The doctor said "It appears that you ate something that disagreed with you".
