Indigestion Jokes

27 indigestion jokes and hilarious indigestion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indigestion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Indigestion Short Jokes

Short indigestion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indigestion humour may include short heartburn jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the roman fighter who ate his mother in law? Terrible indigestion but he was gladiator.
  2. Yo mama so dumb She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.
  3. Say, Holmes, can you tell me... ...what could be the cause of this terrible indigestion?
    It's alimentary, my dear Watson.
  4. Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival? He ate something that disagreed with him
  5. My dearest friend died a few days ago from extreme heartburn and indigestion ultimately leading to heart failure. I still can't believe that Gav is gone.
  6. My mate Gavin just passed away offer overdosing on indigestion tablets I just can't believe Gavisgone.
  7. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? Ferrari's give me indigestion.
  8. With all the holiday cheer this special time of year I can't help but get a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest. My doctor calls it indigestion.

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Indigestion One Liners

Which indigestion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indigestion? I can suggest the ones about flatulence and upset stomach.

  1. Did you hear about the cannibal with indigestion? He ate someone who disagreed with him
  2. I've got indigestion... Don't ask me how I know. Just a gut feeling i guess
  3. What do you call a homosexual boxer with indigestion? Gassius Gay
  4. What do you call Muhammad Ali with indigestion? Gaseous Clay
  5. My friend died of heartburn and indigestion I can believe Gaviscon
  6. My best friend died of indigestion last week... ... I can't believe gaviscon.
  7. My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion.
  8. What is the saddest creature to exist? A bat with indigestion.
  9. The other day I got indigestion from prepackaged Mexican food But don't worry, El Paso.
  10. I just went through a hurricane and got indigestion. Irma GERD!
  11. The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough
    Who choked on a piece of raw dough
    But the time she was through
    With hiccup and cough
    She woke everyone in the borough
  12. I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone

Indigestion joke, I had friend that died of indigestion

Amusing Indigestion Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about indigestion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean diarrhea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indigestion pranks.

A woman went to the doctor with indigestion.

The doctor examined her and told her she was pregnant. 'I can't be' she said 'I am not married and havn't had s**... for months'. The doctor thought for a minute and then asked if her boyfriend was a member of the SAS. 'Yes' she exclaimed 'how did you know?' The doctor said 'well, they are trained to get in and out without anyone noticing!'

I used to drink absinthe

I used to drink absinthe, but it caused me bad indigestion and terrible wind, weirdly, it sounded like a Japanese motorbike.
I went to a doctor who told me it wasn't uncommon, that everybody knows "absinthe makes the f**... go Honda".

Jim was a cannibal

One day he got into an argument with someone so he killed and ate them.
A few days later he was at the doctor's office with terrible indigestion.
The doctor said "It appears that you ate something that disagreed with you".

Indigestion joke, My mate Gavin just passed away offer overdosing on indigestion tablets