Indigestible Jokes
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Funniest Indigestible Short Jokes
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- Say, Holmes, can you tell me... ...what could be the cause of this terrible indigestion?
It's alimentary, my dear Watson. - What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? Ferrari's give me indigestion.
- With all the holiday cheer this special time of year I can't help but get a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest. My doctor calls it indigestion.
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Indigestible One Liners
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- I've got indigestion... Don't ask me how I know. Just a gut feeling i guess
- My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion.
- What is the saddest creature to exist? A bat with indigestion.
- The other day I got indigestion from prepackaged Mexican food But don't worry, El Paso.
- I just went through a hurricane and got indigestion. Irma GERD!
- The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough
Who choked on a piece of raw dough
But the time she was through
With hiccup and cough
She woke everyone in the borough - I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone
- Did you hear about the cannibal with indigestion? He ate someone who disagreed with him
Indigestible Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about indigestible you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indigestible pranks.
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A woman went to the doctor with indigestion.
The doctor examined her and told her she was pregnant. 'I can't be' she said 'I am not married and havn't had s**... for months'. The doctor thought for a minute and then asked if her boyfriend was a member of the SAS. 'Yes' she exclaimed 'how did you know?' The doctor said 'well, they are trained to get in and out without anyone noticing!'
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Did you hear about the roman fighter who ate his mother in law?
Terrible indigestion but he was gladiator.
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I used to drink absinthe
I used to drink absinthe, but it caused me bad indigestion and terrible wind, weirdly, it sounded like a Japanese motorbike.
I went to a doctor who told me it wasn't uncommon, that everybody knows "absinthe makes the f**... go Honda".
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Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival?
He ate something that disagreed with him
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Jim was a cannibal
One day he got into an argument with someone so he killed and ate them.
A few days later he was at the doctor's office with terrible indigestion.
The doctor said "It appears that you ate something that disagreed with you".
Went to the doctors the other day..
Went to the doctors the other day.
Get into the surgery when his phone rings.
Doc said "I gotta go. Look after the surgery for me while I'm gone. Don't worry, there's only 3 more patients, it won't take long. I'll be back in 15 minutes."
And off he goes.
When he comes back, he asks "How did it go?"
"First person came in - headache. I said 'Take paracetamol.'"
"Well done." Said the Doc.
"Second person came in - Indigestion. I said 'Take gaviscon.'"
"Well done!"
"Third one came in. Couldn't believe it! Beautiful young girl. Took all her clothes off, jumped on the bed and shouted 'Help me! Help me! Help me! I haven't seen a man in years!'"
"Wow! What did you do?"
"I put drops in her eyes"
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Helping The Doctor
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So,Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon," says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in!
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her p**... and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."