Indigenous Jokes

27 indigenous jokes and hilarious indigenous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indigenous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Indigenous Short Jokes

Short indigenous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indigenous humour may include short native indian jokes also.

  1. Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians.
  2. What do you call an indigenous man who is polite, respectful and protects his woman? A Gentle mayan.
  3. A famous Australian fashion designer created a special collection of denim trousers for the indigenous population. He calls them Aborijeans.
  4. What do you call an indigenous people that doesn't exist even though people think so? Imaginative
  5. How many relief aid workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The task should be left to the indigenous population to carry out themselves.
  6. Did you know about Cape Breton's indigenous flower? It only grows for six months of the year and requires a minimum of 160 days of sunlight before blooming. It's called the pogey flower.
  7. Are you today's date? Because you look like a delicious fruit indigenous to the fertile crescent region
  8. I have a f**... for indigenous girls. Wanted to have s**... with this girl in Alaska, but, unfortunately... ... She wasn't inuit.
  9. A drunk guy is driving in the wrong way The police immediately pulls him over and says "YOU m**...! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE ARROWS?"
    "Whaaat? I didn't see the indigenous, let alone the arrows!"

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Indigenous One Liners

Which indigenous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indigenous? I can suggest the ones about first nations and native american.

  1. Why do Indigenous people hate April? Because April showers bring Mayflowers
  2. Canada is a logging nation. Maple trees, spruce tress, and indigenous family trees.
  3. Why were the indigenous the first people in the Americas? Because they made reservations.
  4. I was at the library finding books about missing indigenous women Couldn't find any
  5. Why do indigenous people hate snow? It's white and on their land.
  6. I don't like being ridiculed for having a bad vocabulary. It makes me indigenous.
  7. What happens when you hire indigenous women to clean your house? Ethnic cleansing
  8. What is the only marsupial indigenous to Ireland? the O'Possum
  9. (Canada) I've created a spray that keeps indigenous people at bay. I call it, Ojibaway
  10. I have a daughter named Indigenous... It's almost like she doesn't exist.

Indigenous joke, I have a daughter named Indigenous...

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Indigenous Jokes

What funny jokes about indigenous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tribal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indigenous pranks.

A big city doctor visits an indigenous tribe of only men,

He asks "How do you guys relieve your s**... tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
The leader of the tribe says "Since you're our guest you get to go first.".
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have s**... with the donkey.
15 min pass, then one of the tribeman in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?"
"We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."

(Recent) Justin Trudeau did pretty well in school...

...But as soon as he got to the "yes/no answers" section of the exams, he couldn't answer the questions and accidentally apologized to the indigenous people on behalf of someone else at a different period in time.

There is an isolated indigenous tribe that lives in the Amazon.

What's interesting about them is that in their language they only have words for numbers 1 and 2, and every number higher than 2 is just 'many'. You have 3 kids? You have many kids, You caught 20 fish? You caught many fish.
I guess trying to come up with words for three numbers was just one too many.

Two explorers were delving into the forest when one of them spot a group of native indigenous people.

- let's go talk to them!
- First, we have to check if they're friends or foes?
- Of course, they're friends! They came together.

First aboriginal Prime Minister of Australia - Aboriginal stand-up comedy

Bulupin Kwobinyarn delivers his acceptance yarn on the day of his election as Australia's first Indigenous Prime Minister.

Indigenous joke, Did you know about Cape Breton's indigenous flower?