The Best 15 Indie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Indie jokes. There are some indie critics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these indie raiders puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Indie Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing.

(Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show)


"My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Why do indie kids suck at karate?

They never got past the white belt.

Indie joke, Why do indie kids suck at karate?

I went on a blind date with a fellow movie buff

Talk soon started about our love of the silver screen. She asked if I was in to Indie films and I said" of course they are some of the best!". "ok", she replied, "what's your favourite then?"

"I don't think you can look past Raiders of the Lost Ark personally, but the Last crusade is a close 2nd"

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

I love indie movies

Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes

Where do Arctic Monkeys store their food to keep it cool.

Indie fridge.

Indie joke, Where do Arctic Monkeys store their food to keep it cool.

If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

The only indie movie I like is Raiders of the Lost Ark

Comic shop employees are like bartenders for nerds

The hardcore nerds will take One DC, one Marvel, and one Indie

Why are indie band CDs always so quiet?

Because even if you try to give them away for free, everyone always turns them down.

You can explore indie developers reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean indie punk dad jokes. There are also indie puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Heard of this grassroots all-nude band writing songs against capitalism?

Indie Cent Exposure

Being a Geologist is pretty easy, all you need to know is the 3 types of rock

Indie, Alternative, and Punk

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

How do indie musicians do sound check?

1, 2, 1, 2 vibe check

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the indie igneous jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working indie studios piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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