Indie Jokes

Funniest Indie Short Jokes

Short indie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indie humour may include short hippie jokes also.

1. How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb? Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.
2. A Short History Lesson The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity
3. A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with? Indie-cent exposure.
4. Struggle is Watching a match between England and West Indies, on a black and white television. Turn the brightness up and one team disappears, turn it down and the other does.
5. Told my friend that the wife and I have just come back from a trip in the West Indies. He said "Jamaica"? I said "Nah, she went of her own accord"
6. If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts... Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?
7. Two cockney men were talking... The first one says "So my wife sailed to the West Indies last year". The other one asks "Jamaica?". The first man answers "No, she went on her own accord".
8. Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
   Student: I don't know.
   Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
   Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
9. Why are indie band CDs always so quiet? Because even if you try to give them away for free, everyone always turns them down.
10. Dad: Your mother is going to the West Indies soon. Son: Where? Jamaica?
    Dad: No, she wanted to go.

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Indie One Liners

Which indie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indie? I can suggest the ones about punk and reggae.

1. Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because it's the first Indy movie.
2. Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I'm not really a fan of the Indy 500
3. I'm not a racist, I just believe that... the Indy 500 is superior to all other races.
4. Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!
5. I love indie movies Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes
6. Where do Arctic Monkeys store their food to keep it cool. Indie fridge.
7. I prefer Indy car over Nascar... ...I guess that makes me racist.
8. Why did the race car driver have an upset stomach? He had "Indy"gestion
9. The only indie movie I like is Raiders of the Lost Ark
10. If Harrison Ford's son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city? Indy-Annapolis
11. I once met a musician from Indianapolis He made Indy music
12. What is my dentist's favorite indie band? Fluoride and the Machine
13. You never know which way Indiana Jones' necklace will vote It's an Indy-pendant.
14. Tesla will never win The Indy 500.
15. What do you call a starting indie dev? No Game No Life

Indie Rock Jokes

Here is a list of funny indie rock jokes and even better indie rock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Being a Geologist is pretty easy, all you need to know is the 3 types of rock Indie, Alternative, and Punk
• Why does the Dutch football team's defense rock? Because Martins Indi (you'd have be Blind not to notice).

Indie Music Jokes

Here is a list of funny indie music jokes and even better indie music puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I only listen to Australian indie pop music on Sundays.. Because that is the Lorde's day.

Silly & Ridiculous Indie Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about indie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bohemian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indie pranks.