Indicators Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

If you ever feel your job is pointless.

Just remember: there is some bloke in Germany putting indicators on BMWs

I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice.

Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

If you ever feel like your life is meaningless and pointless

Just remember that someone out there is fitting indicators on BMWs

How can you see that a Tesla is on AutoPilot?

It uses its turn indicators.

Car check

Two men were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car's indicators are working.

He promptly sticks his head out the window and says: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.

Did you hear about the feud between the two LED power status indicators?

Oh it's ON.

Excuse me, can you tell me if my indicators are working?

"Yes, no, yes, no, yes..."

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