Indicating Jokes
26 indicating jokes and hilarious indicating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indicating that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Indicating Short Jokes
Short indicating jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indicating humour may include short noticing jokes also.
- I just saw a bmw driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?
- Why did the German cross the road? Because the electronic traffic signal indicated that it was the appropriate time to do so.
- I've decided I'm not going to use my car indicators anymore. It's really nobody's business where I'm going.
- The dyslexic general was trying to determine if the reports he read indicated a nuclear threat or not In the end, he said it was unclear
- 2 friends are driving home when one said; Can you check if my indicator light is working?
So the other friend sticks his head out the window and says;
Yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no - When I was a kid my dad left without any indication All I remember of him was that he drove a BMW
- I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman. Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid.
- News headline indicates there's been a zombie outbreak in North Korea Headline: Kim Jong, Un-Dead
- If you ever feel like your life is meaningless and pointless Just remember that someone out there is fitting indicators on BMWs
- Did you hear the phrase one man's trash is another man's treasure? Was my favorite saying, until my parents said it to indicate I was adopted
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Indicating One Liners
Which indicating one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indicating? I can suggest the ones about symbolizes and hint.
- My friend just quit his job at BMW. He gave no indication he was leaving.
- The store was out of my favorite seasoning... Clear indication of the end of thyme.
- Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices.
- Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried.
- Jim: Tim, see if the indicator lights are working... Tim: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...
- Why did the student look underwater for square and cube numbers? They're indices
- How can you see that a Tesla is on AutoPilot? It uses its turn indicators.
- Did you hear about the feud between the two LED power status indicators? Oh it's ON.
- Where do mathematicians swim? Indices.
- Excuse me, can you tell me if my indicators are working? "Yes, no, yes, no, yes..."
- Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat? Indice
- Reports from all over the world are indicating the hawk polulation is in turmoil
- How can you tell when a politician is lying? If the US is any indication, you can't.
- Study indicates Percussion as cause of Hard Drive failure. Whacked Drives Shatter...
- 10 indications YOU'RE the r**... FB friend ^
Silly & Ridiculous Indicating Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about indicating you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean warning signs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indicating pranks.
Vladimir Putin was being briefed by one of his top generals.
"I've good news and bad news for you this morning, sir."
"Let's hear the good news," the president replied.
"Intelligence reports indicate that the latest additions to the Ukranian arsenal are damaged and outdated, and many won't pose any threat to us at all."
"That's excellent! Finally, things might be starting to turn our way! What's the bad the news?"
The general shifted in his seat and looked down at the table. "A large amount of our best weapons and munitions have just been captured, sir."
Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl
* Rated G - the prince gets the girl.
* Rated PG - the hero gets the girl.
* Rated R - the villain gets the girl.
* Rated X - everyone gets the girl!
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
They say the feds track all internet activity and look out for keywords that indicate terrorism or otherwise
I wanted to test this out and Googled "h**... President"
Few days later I received a care package containing ammo
My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie"
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where is Trump's clock?"
"His Clock is in Jesus office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
A blonde and her boyfriend were going somewhere in a car.
While taking a left turn the boyfriend asks " Babe , can you check if the indicator is working. "
The blonde look around and says
" Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes..."
Tragedy in Poland
The worst air disaster in Poland's history occurred today when a two-seat Cessna 120 crashed into a cemetery.
So far 374 bodies have been found.
Polish search and rescue officials indicate that the number will probably rise as they continue to dig.
A man went to a brain store to get a brain to complete a study.
He sees a sign indicating the nationality of each type of brain. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for an Americans brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for a Japaneese brain?"
"ten dollars an ounce."
"How much for a Frenchmen's brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is a Frenchmen's brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many French men we had to use to get one ounce of brain?"
A man dies, goes to heaven, and sees a wall full of clocks.
The man asks God what all the clocks are for, and God explains, "these are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the clock hands move."
Pointing to one, the man says, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's George Washington's", God answers. "The hands have never moved, indicating he never told a lie."
"Incredible," the man responds. "And whose clock is that?"
God responds. "That's Barack Obama's. The hands move, but very rarely, which means he doesn't lie much in his life."
"Where is Donald Trump's clock?" the man asks.
"Trump's clock is in Jesus' office," God says. "He uses it as a fan."
