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- The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
- How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One of them is an elephant
- A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
Sorry - I went to a Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners." It was my complimentary nan
- My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
- How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding? "Sorry, not Sari."
- America has been having a lot of bad luck lately It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground
- I wnet to an Indian restaurant and ordered biryani... The waiter said, sorry sir, I don't know what a birlaurel is.
- A dear friend of mine passed away this week. This was one of his jokes: What do you call half of a thousand native American insomniacs? The Indian nap-less 500.
- I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother… There's just one episode and it is about the wedding.
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Indians One Liners
Which indians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indians? I can suggest the ones about english indian and east indian.
- What did the Indian kid say to his parents when he left for school Mum bai
- I asked my Indian neighbors if he had any bread I could use. He said Sorry, I have naan.
- What did Indian say to mum when he left? Mumbai.
- I have a friend who is half Indian. He's called Ian.
- Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
- Why I won't be voting for Trump or Biden I'm Indian
- There are only 2 things missing in Indian Education System: (1) Education.
(2) System. - I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction.
- I wanted to make a joke to my buddy about Indian food... But he was having naan of it
- I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop
- Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan.
- What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier.
- Tried to order bread at an Indian restaurant They told me they had naan left
- What does an Indian do when he's cold? He shivas
- What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi
Sioux Indians Jokes
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- If we played cowboys and Indians I wouldn't choose to be on losing team that would be Sioux side.
- What do you call dental work you get while on vacation on an indian reservation? Sioux-veneers
- Went to the Indian reservation to get some dental work done... Ended up just buying some Sioux veneers
- He cooks Indian food. He's a Sioux chef.
- How long is an indian He is from the Sioux tribe.
- Did you hear about the Indian land dispute? They decided to Sioux.
Cleveland Indians Jokes
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- So the Cleveland Indians are changing their name because they think it's derogatory to a group of people: Their new name:
The Ohio Indians - The mlb is renaming the disabled list to the injured list . I'm surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.
- What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead
- Know who have the longest running championship drought in baseball? The Cleveland Indians.
Cherokee Indians Jokes
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- My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation.
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What game do you play in a room full of Indians?
Connect the dots.
Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand ?
The Indians just kept coming and coming
The Lone Ranger is in trouble now!
The lone ranger and Tonto are riding together, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of Apache Indians, screaming like banshees and swinging warclubs.
The lone ranger takes a look at the war-painted pack of warriors howling for his blood, and yells to his faithful sidekick, "Looks like we might have to fight them off, Tonto!"
The lone ranger looks over his shoulder to see Tonto backing his horse away slowly.
"What you mean 'we', white man?"
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Falling rock
Waay back in the day the Indians had a child named Falling Rock, lovely kid. As soon as the white man came to their land Falling Rock disappeared. They couldn't find him anywhere, still even to this day we have signs on the road that say "watch for falling rock"
Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them...
-Are they enemies or friends?
-They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether.
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How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Your laughter is important to us.
You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested.
I'm gonna start a dating site for Hindu Indians
Call it ConnectTheDots
looking for investors for my new specialty dating site
So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)
What do Indians live in?
Poverty. :(
A man sees a really attractive woman on a train reading the newspaper
...so he chats her up on today's headline.
He: "So, yesterday was the Nymphomaniacs' Congress. I don't suppose you've attended, did you?"
She: "Well, as a matter of fact, I did."
He: "And? What's new in the world of nymphomaniacs?"
She: "Nothing much, Indians have the longest, the Irish can go the longest, same old, same old."
He: "Oh, where are my manners? The name's a O'Connor. Geronimo O'Connor."
Why do Indians hate snow?
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What do you call a group of Indians?
A p**...
Why did Americans go to the moon?
They heard Indians had land there.
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Whats the diffrence between General Custer and Jack Daniel's?
Jack Daniel's is still killing indians.
Where do indians get their food?
At the New Delhi
What type of grapes to Indians like?
Gangrapes
A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul?
Bn.
(B "atma" n)
Why don't Indians eat baguette?
Because there's naan there.
What did Jesus say to all the Indians before he left
Don't do anything until I get back.
My kids are playing cowboys and Indians.
One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.
Why do Indians have such good memories?
They're always recording you!
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by twenty five Indians?
Bartender.
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Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
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Why do [Mexicans, Jews, Italians, b**..., Asians, Samoans, Indians, Jews again, etc.] stink?
So blind people can hate 'em too
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69 years ago
both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.
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I want to see where the indians live....
But I have my reservations.
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a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india )
A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank. I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up. I said to the Indian soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3 day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"
Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series,
Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline
After tonight's World Series game...
It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears.
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When was the last time the Indians were the champions?
Before Columbus came.
Do you know which route the Indians took to get home after the World Series loss?
The Trail of Tears.
Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant...
Who tips first?
Q: Why don't Indians play football?
A: Because every time they get a corner they open up a shop or a seven eleven.
How many Indians eat beef?
Naan.
Why do Indians never run out of fresh food?
Because there's always a New Delhi.
Who has killed more indians than John Wayne?
Union Carbide Corporation
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s**... Statistics on a Plane.
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They
exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about s**... statistics. He asks her about it and she replies,
"This is a very interesting book about s**... statistics.
It identifies that American Indians have the longest
average p**... and Polish men have the biggest average
diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
We Indians have proved that
We can't only overload taxi's, auto's, buses, trains, lorries but also Satellites.
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How many Indians does it take to screw a light bulb?
None. We use B22 bulbs.
Hopefully this is not a repost since I just thought of this.
Today in cricket....
Indians showed their attachment to 7-11.
What game should you play if you're bored in a bus full of indians?
Connect the dots.
Two indians are walking down a path
All of the sudden they see smoke
What does the message say?
Nothing important, it's just commercials.
What is India known to produce the most of?
Indians
What's the difference between the Cowboys and the Indians?
One plays football the other plays baseball
Where do Indians go when they die?
Heven-eleven
What do 2 Indians have when they are talking about Communism?
Comrajery.
Some conceptions amongst Florida's Indians must have been widely anticipated.
Seminal Seminole seminal moments if you will.
International Boundaries
An Englishman, lecturing on his travels, was speaking disparagingly about the Scots and French in Canada, and how they intermarried with the Indians. "You'll find," he said "quite a number of Scot & French half-breeds, but you will not find any English half-breeds."
A Scot in the audience shouted, "The Indians have to draw the line somewhere!"
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Woke up. There was a group of indians protesting outside my house
Must be all the pipe I am laying.
How did the heckawii indians get their name?
They split off from a larger tribe and fallowed a river, they walked for weeks and months until finally coming to a great plain, the Indian chief looked at the medicine man and said "where the heck are we?"
The 5 things I can't stand in this world.
5.Racism
4.The Indians
2.Lists
3.Inconsistencies
1.Hypocrisy
What's the difference between the types of Indians who live in Canada?
One type moves to Canada and opens up restaurants, the other type already have reservations.
:v
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What brand of routers & switches do Native American indians use for computer networking on the reservation?
**TP-Link** mostly, but occasionally they use **Buffalo**....
Two cowboys
were riding along when one of them sees something in the distance. He looks through his binoculars and says to his travelling partner:
"Hey, Jim! Two indians are riding towards us!"
"Hmmm, are they friends? Or...enemies?
"Well, Jim...I think they are friends. They are riding together..."
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Leaders show the way....
Indians are *MODIfied*
Brits are *disMAYed*
Americans are *TRUMPed*
And the French are *Macarooned*
And Canadian are *Justified*
While Russians just stay _*Put in*_..!!
What do you call it when Indians regret something?
Hindusight.
Indians Robbing a Bank
An Indian man tries to rob a bank. He walks out of the bank with no money. The getaway driver asks him Where's the money? And why do you have so many computers? The bank robber replies They thougth I was tech support.
Some cavalry soldiers are pinned down by a bunch of Indians.
The Major yells to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, I don't like the sound of those drums!" one of the Indians hollers, "He's not our regular drummer!"
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Why Indians don't play soccer well
In soccer you don't get green cards
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge
And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"
And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"
What's an Indians first words?
Hello you are speaking with Raj, how may I help you?
Two cowboys are riding out when the spot an Indian laying down with his ear to the ground.
Approaching him, one Cowboy says Look here. These Indians can track wagons from miles away. You there, what can you tell about the closest wagon train?
The Indian says Large Conestoga wagon, father, mother, three daughters, headed due west at around two miles per hour .
Wow! Exclaimed the cowboys in unison. You can tell all that by listening to the ground?
Nuh-uh. Ran over me half an hour ago .
Why would Indians make great basketball coaches?
They invented Curry
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The Cleveland Indians and the Atlanta Braves were both eliminated from the playoffs on Columbus Day.
And the r**... might lose too.
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The Indians, Braves, and r**... lost yesterday.
Yesterday was Columbus Day.
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Columbus Day Joke
So yesterday was Columbus Day and the Indians, r**..., and Braves got absolutely dominated.
Yet it wasn't the first time Indians got dominated on Columbus Day
I think T series is from the Middle East?
Why do we call them T Syrians and not T Indians
Back in the days Columbus was trying to find India and now Native Americans are called Indians.
Hundreds of years later: an American tries to fix his printer. This is Vikram, how may I help you?
My brother and I were arguing over what bread East Indians eat.
My dad told us its a Naan issue.
What do Indians call an Indian walnut in India?
A Walnut.
What do Indians use to measure sound?
Desi bells
Why did all the Indians leave Oklahoma?
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, and Nowata.
(These are names of cities in Oklahoma)
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Who's your Daddy?
-random Indians in a fight
The Indian pledge starts as "All Indians are my brothers and sisters."
Funny how India and Alabama have so much in common.
When the US Army couldn't Pass Muster
the Indians Cut Custer
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A cowboy sees a bunch of American Indians on the horizon and thinks: ''I'm f**......'', but a voice in the back of his head says: ''Not so fast! Kill the chief!!!''
''What?! Why?'' - thinks the cowboy.
''Just kill the chief!'' - says the voice.
The cowboy hesitated a bit more and than drew his gun and shot the chief.
As the chief was falling from his horse the voice in the cowboy's head said: ''*Now* you're f**......''
