Indiana Jones Jokes

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Funniest Indiana Jones Short Jokes

Short indiana jones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indiana jones humour may include short harrison ford jokes also.

1. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney world and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
2. That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy. He touched so many hearts.
3. Today my girlfriend told me that I'm Indiana Jones, so I told her… Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones
4. What does Indiana Jones drink to reinforce his courage? A snakebite shot chased by a rolling rock.
5. Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?!
   They haven't released a fourth!
6. Indiana Jones loved to barbecue He loved it so much he did it every friday
7. Indiana Jones loved to barbecue So he went looking for the Holy Grill.
8. Indiana Jones likes Barbecue He liked it so much he went to find the holy grill
9. What did Indiana Jones call his refrigerator? the lost Ark.
10. If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist.

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Indiana Jones One Liners

Which indiana jones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indiana jones? I can suggest the ones about star wars and red indian.

1. Why does Indiana Jones have such a hard time getting a girlfriend? Bad dates.
2. Do you know why Indiana Jones never got married? Bad dates
3. Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates.
4. What's Indiana Jones's least favorite beer? Rolling Rock
5. Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens? They're booby traps
6. What's Indiana Jones's least favorite band? The Rolling Stones
7. Does Indiana Jones like foreplay? No, he just whips it out.
8. What would you call Indiana Jones if he was a cop? Indianapolis.
9. Which evil villain would most likely defeat Indiana Jones? Cobra Commander
10. Why is Indiana Jones sad? Because his career is in ruins.
11. What did Indiana Jones and Stevie Wonder both find? The Holy Brail
12. What did the whip cream say to Indiana Jones? Cool Whip
13. What's Indiana Jones favorite dance move? The Whip.
14. You never know which way Indiana Jones' necklace will vote It's an Indy-pendant.
15. Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

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