Indiana Jones Jokes

Funniest Indiana Jones Short Jokes

Short indiana jones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indiana jones humour may include short harrison ford jokes also.

1. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney world and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
2. That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy. He touched so many hearts.
3. Today my girlfriend told me that I'm Indiana Jones, so I told her… Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones
4. What does Indiana Jones drink to reinforce his courage? A snakebite shot chased by a rolling rock.
5. Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?!
   They haven't released a fourth!
6. If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist.
7. Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford returning for "Indiana Jones 5". Punchline coming July 19, 2019.
8. A friend asked me for a cowboy hat, a leather jacket and a whip..... He wanted to be Indiana Jones.

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Indiana Jones One Liners

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1. Why does Indiana Jones have such a hard time getting a girlfriend? Bad dates.
2. What's Indiana Jones's least favorite beer? Rolling Rock
3. What's Indiana Jones's least favorite band? The Rolling Stones
4. Does Indiana Jones like foreplay? No, he just whips it out.
5. What would you call Indiana Jones if he was a cop? Indianapolis.
6. Which evil villain would most likely defeat Indiana Jones? Cobra Commander
7. Why is Indiana Jones sad? Because his career is in ruins.
8. What did Indiana Jones and Stevie Wonder both find? The Holy Brail
9. What did the whip cream say to Indiana Jones? Cool Whip
10. What's Indiana Jones favorite dance move? The Whip.
11. You never know which way Indiana Jones' necklace will vote It's an Indy-pendant.
12. Indiana Jones likes Barbecue He liked it so much he went to find the holy grill
13. What did Indiana Jones call his refrigerator? the lost Ark.
14. Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens? They're booby traps
15. What does a d**... and Indiana Jones have in common? They both ride on top of subs.

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