Indiana Jokes

Funniest Indiana Short Jokes

Short indiana jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indiana humour may include short drought jokes also.

1. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney world and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
2. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Indiana? Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
   (Hoosier here)
3. That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy. He touched so many hearts.
4. I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse.
5. Today my girlfriend told me that I'm Indiana Jones, so I told her… Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones
6. Tickets for the Indiana State Philharmonic went up dramatically after they doubled the width of the stage. You didn't think that the ISP would give out twice the band width for free did you?
7. I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations. It's called "Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"
8. What do you call Harrison Ford shivering in the corner of the Temple of Doom? Indiana Jonesing
9. Abortion humor everybody: Texas (and Indiana) tried to pass law that said miscarriages/abortions had to have burials. Listen to what that plan sounds like: Flush.
10. What does Indiana Jones drink to reinforce his courage? A snakebite shot chased by a rolling rock.

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Indiana One Liners

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1. Why does Indiana Jones have such a hard time getting a girlfriend? Bad dates.
2. What's Indiana Jones's least favorite beer? Rolling Rock
3. When my wife left me I was in a terrible state. Indiana.
4. How do you ask someone from Indiana who is their father? Hoosier daddy?
5. What do you call a guy from Indiana who just became a father? A Hoosier Daddy.
6. What's Indiana Jones's least favorite band? The Rolling Stones
7. Which state is the sluttiest? I have no idea but i'm 6 inches deep Indiana
8. Where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon? Indiana.
9. Does Indiana Jones like foreplay? No, he just whips it out.
10. What would you call Indiana Jones if he was a cop? Indianapolis.
11. Indiana is like an Adam Sandler movie. Effortless to avoid.
12. Which evil villain would most likely defeat Indiana Jones? Cobra Commander
13. I used my rosary as a whip today... Call me Indiana Joan of Arc
14. Why is Indiana Jones sad? Because his career is in ruins.
15. What did Indiana Jones and Stevie Wonder both find? The Holy Brail

Indiana Jones Jokes

Here is a list of funny indiana jones jokes and even better indiana jones puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?!
  They haven't released a fourth!
• What did the whip cream say to Indiana Jones? Cool Whip
• What's Indiana Jones favorite dance move? The Whip.
• You never know which way Indiana Jones' necklace will vote It's an Indy-pendant.
• Indiana Jones likes Barbecue He liked it so much he went to find the holy grill
• What did Indiana Jones call his refrigerator? the lost Ark.
• If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist.
• Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford returning for "Indiana Jones 5". Punchline coming July 19, 2019.
• A friend asked me for a cowboy hat, a leather jacket and a whip..... He wanted to be Indiana Jones.

Cheerful Fun Indiana Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

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