Indian Tribe Jokes
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Funniest Indian Tribe Short Jokes
Short indian tribe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indian tribe humour may include short native american tribe jokes also.
- Did you read The Indian In The Cupboard as a kid? I text my wife my musing about his tribe. Do you think he was a plAZTEC Indian?
We finalize the divorce paperwork tomorrow she says. - I recently opened a restaurant on top of ancient indian burial grounds. When I tried to explain my business to the local tribe they interrupted Apparently they already had some reservations.
- Has anyone heard of that Indian tribe that shape shift into Carp and float slowly through the woods all spooky-like? You mean you've never heard of the Eerie Koi before?
- Conversation between John chou and indian sentinels tribe John chou : meet the jesus
Sentinels : You first - Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying "were the halarwi"
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Indian Tribe One Liners
Which indian tribe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indian tribe? I can suggest the ones about native indian and american indian.
- What did one indian tribe say to the other? We're the Fugawi! We're the Fugawi!
- What tribe put up a hock shop next to the indian casino? The Pawnee
- A early American settler meets and befriends an Indian tribe. That's...
That's the joke. - How long is an indian He is from the Sioux tribe.
- I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe.
Indian Tribe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about indian tribe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean indian people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indian tribe pranks.
The chief of a tribe in Mexico dies.
His son is now the chief. Since he never learned the ways of his forefathers to predict winters, when he gets asked what should the tribe do, he just tells them to collect firewood. He then goes to the National Weather Station in Mexico and asks them how bad winter is going to be. They tell him; "It looks like it will be pretty bad". Shocked, he goes back to his tribe and tells them to gather more firewood. He goes back to the weather station and asks them again if winter will be bad. They answer, "It is going to be one of the worst winters in a decade." The Chief goes back to the village and tells them to gather more firewood. Then he goes for a third time to the weather station and asks them again, "will the winter be bad?" They respond, "It will be the worst winter in a century." The chief asks them, "How do you know winter will be bad?" They answer, "Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"
Dr visits an Indian Tribe
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your s**... tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have s**... with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
How did the heckawii indians get their name?
They split off from a larger tribe and fallowed a river, they walked for weeks and months until finally coming to a great plain, the Indian chief looked at the medicine man and said "where the heck are we?"
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men :
"Does this look like sh*t to you?"
"Yes is does", they replied.
"Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief.
"Mmmmm..Yes"
"Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief.
"Mmmmm..Yes"
"Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief.
"Ammmm...Yes"
"Good. Don't step on it!"
Joke Johnny Carson slipped by the censors
I'm not sure if this was an original Carson joke or one he could have borrowed:
One night Johnny got to talking about his Nebraska roots and he told this alleged true story during a sketch scene. Johnny mentioned that the most fearsome Indian tribe were not the Sioux, nor the Apache or even the Comanche Indians. No they were the Fahkarwee tribe!
Johnny went on to explain,: Almost every wagon train that crossed the prairie on their trek to California were known to have their wagon masters and scouts constantly scanning the horizon ahead the entire trip asking, "Where the Fahkarwee?"
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The Doc
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks: *"How do you guys relieve your s**... tension?"*
One man replies: *"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."*
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
One man says: *"Since you're our guest you get to go first."*
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have s**... with the donkey.
Then a man in the group asks: *"Are you almost done Doc?"*
*"We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."*
How the Fukarwe Indians got their Name:
The Fukarwe Indians lived in Utah about 2,000 years ago.
They were a peaceful tribe and lived in Teepees on the prarie.
One day it started raining heavily.......and kept on raining.
The prarie started to flood and they were forced to move to higher ground.
And the rain kept coming......and the tribe had to move to higher and higher ground.
Until they found themselves at the top of a mountain.
And the Chief raised his hands to the Sky and shouted.
Where the Fukarwe!!!!..........z
A doctor visits an Indian tribe...
So a doctor visits a tribe of indians, when the chief of the tribe goes to him and tells him:
"Look, doctor, a white baby was born in tribe. How can there be white baby if we all indian?"
The doctor proceeds to tell him: "Well, you see, anything is possible in genetics. See that herd of sheep over there? They are all white, but in between all of them, there is a black one. See?"
The chief responds: "OK doctor, I say nothing about wihte kid, you say nothing of black sheep!"
Winter weather
The Chief of a Native American tribe calls the weather service and asks "How harsh will the winter be this year?" The meteorologist replies "Oh, it should be a bit cold and snowy." The Chief sends the men from his tribe to the forest to gather some wood for the winter.
A couple weeks later, he calls again to double-check, and asks the same thing. He is told "We expect the winter to be quite cold and snowy," so he sends them again to get a lot of wood.
Another week goes by, he calls once again and hears "It will be crazy! The Indians are gathering wood like mad!"
An Indian chief goes into town...
For the day to run some errands for the tribe. When he comes back everyone notices that he is carrying a box of things he purchased. Inside they see there is a light bulb.
They found this quite odd, considering they didn't have electricity. Of course, he is the chief so no one questions him. As the day is coming to an end, they are very perplexed about this light bulb. Finally someone asks him, "chief, why did you buy a lightbulb if we have no electricity?"
In response the chief calls together the whole tribe. He gets them to all stand in a big circle. Next he places the lightbulb in the dirt in the exact middle of the circle. Finally he commands everyone to join hands together.
Miraculously, the light immediately begins to illuminate when everyone joined their hands.
The chief then speaks in a very chief ten commanding voice, "many hands make light work."
How national weather service predicts weather.
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied,
'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'
How stock markets work!
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied,
'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'
This is how stock markets work!
The legend of the Lost Fokawi Tribe
Several hundred years ago, there were two rival Indian tribes. One was called the Fokawe, and the other was called the Shoshones. These tribes had battled and fought fiercely for many years. Finally, the Shoshones decided they had enough, and wanted to rid the world of the Fokawe once and for all. They met and strategized their attack for months, and finally the day came when they were ready to carry out their mission.
The tribe gathered all of its warriors and when the signal was given they ran to the Fokawe's village. Hollering and hooting, they raised their weapons ready to kill, only to realize that there were no Fokawi's anywhere. The teepees were vacant, and no supplies were anywhere to be found. The Shoshones searched for days for their rivals to no avail, yelling "Where the fo-ka-we? Where the fo-ka-we?"
The Lone Ranger
Once, in the Wild, Wild West, the lone ranger was captured by an Indian tribe. The Chief of the tribe says, "I have heard of you, Lone Ranger. If you can impress me enough within three days, I will let you go free."
So, the Lone Ranger thinks hard for a few minutes and says, "May I have a minute alone with my horse?"
The Chief obliges him, and not 30 seconds later, the horse gallops out of the tent and runs away. The Chief is puzzled, but the Lone Ranger seems satisfied nonetheless. A few hours pass, but then the Lone Ranger's horse returns with an absolutely beautiful blonde girl, with whom the Lone Ranger spends the night.
The Chief is absolutely amazed, but not enough so to let the Lone Ranger go. So, the Lone Ranger asks to, again, hold council with his horse. And again, the horse gallops away, returning later with a redhead even more beautiful than the previous lady.
The next day, the Chief tells the Lone Ranger, although he is impressed, he is not going to let him go. So, the Lone Ranger asks to be left alone with his horse. After the tribe vacated the room, he whispers into the horse's ear very succinctly,
"Bring. Posse."
White Baby
A [white] m**... is captured by a tribe of natives in the heart of Congo. He is left to wonder around camp, and eventually befriends the chief's daughter. Now, those indians live by herding sheeps across the plains. And so, one day, the m**... and the chief's daughter have s**... time in the middle of the flock, unseen. Trouble is, he gets her pregnant. and, obviously, his baby will be the only white baby in the tribe. So he goes up to the chief, who is a big proud man, and tells him:
- listen, chief, i, uh, got your daughter pregnant two weeks ago in the middle of your flock... And my baby will be the only white baby.. Can I marry her? And please, don't get mad.
The chief pauses, and thinks for a while.
- Okay, I won't get mad about white baby, but you don't say anything about black sheep.
2 guys..
Are lost and in the woods, when they get captured by indians. The indian chief tells the first man "Either we kill you or we give you b**... b**...." Well the first guy doesnt want to die, so he decides b**... b**.... The chief yells "Yeah!!!b**... b**...!!", and the whole tribe proceeds to r**... the man for two hours, leaving him beaten and near death. The chief then asks the second guy the same question. Well he decides he sure doesn't want b**... b**..., so he tells the chief they can kill him. The chief looks around and yells "Yeah!!! Death by b**... b**...!!!!!"
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada.
Suddenly his car gets broken.
He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called.
But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!"
The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back – once again, with the smoke:
"OK, chief, but why so much?"
At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby.
A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky...
The tribe signals:
"Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?"