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  1. The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
  2. I went to a Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners." It was my complimentary nan
  3. I wnet to an Indian restaurant and ordered biryani... The waiter said, sorry sir, I don't know what a birlaurel is.
  4. Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
  5. Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations.
  6. At Indian Restaurant "Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
    "Samosa?"
    "No, thank you, I'm full now."
  7. ME AS AN INDIAN RESTAURANT WAITER: I can show you how we make our bread, but I'll need to you sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement first.
  8. Last time I went to the Indian restaurant, they forgot to give me bread... But I didn't complain, since it was a naan-issue.
  9. I want to open an Indian restaurant that caters to the workingclass individual. I'll call it Naan to Five.
  10. Did you know that Indian Restaurants make most of their money on their flatbread? They're naan-profit organizations.

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Which indian restaurant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indian restaurant? I can suggest the ones about chinese restaurant and indian curry.

  1. How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry.
  2. I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop
  3. Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan.
  4. Tried to order bread at an Indian restaurant They told me they had naan left
  5. Do Indian restaurants have any bread? Nah, they have Naan.
  6. What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant? Please, can I have samosa?
  7. If an Indian restaurant runs out of bread, is it a problem? Or just a naan-issue
  8. At an Indian restaurant, can you order bread as an appetizer? Or is that a naan-starter?
  9. What do you call a Scottish girl with a fake tan in an Indian restaurant? A mango lassie
  10. A large Indian family walks into a restaurant It was a party of Sikhs
  11. I took my Indian friend to a Persian restaurant He said the pita was second to naan.
  12. I don't like appetizers at Indian restaurants... they're mostly naan starters.
  13. Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?
  14. Im opening an Indian restaurant Im calling it the ghee spot, its hard to find.
  15. What's the name of the Indian fast food restaurant? Curry in a hurry.

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I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry...

...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.

I was eating in an Indian Restaurant when the waiter came over and say "Curry ok?"

I said "no thanks, i'm not much of a singer".

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

My prejudiced grandfather

One time I was reheating leftover fried rice from Chinese take-out, and I decided to mix in some basmati we had from the Indian restaurant. My grandfather smacked me on the head and told me to knock it off.
He believes in separating the rices.

Why do indians always get seats in restaurants?

because they have reservations.
im so sorry

What do you call someone banned from an Indian restaurant?

Persona naan grata!
sorry.....

Indian Restaurant

I went to an Indian restaurant. The waiter brought out a basket of stale flatbread before realizing his mistake and bringing a fresh one. I would have complained, but it was a naan-issue.

did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread?

it was a naan issue
sorry

Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant

it was a naan issue

I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread.

But there was naan.

A couple eating at an Indian restaurant

They ask the waiter if they have bread. The waiter responds "No, we have naan"

I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today.

It was a naan issue.

Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday?

Apparently it was a Naan event.

I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have.

She told him there was Naan.

A friend tried to trip me up in an Indian restaurant, failed, and fell face first in to someone's mild chicken dish.

I call it instant korma.
I don't care if you like it, I can tikka or leave it.

What's the best place to sit in an Indian restaurant?

The Naan-smoking section.

Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript?

​Because they do curry so well

How can a vegetarian satisfy himself in a non vegetarian Indian restaurant?

Naan

​Why do Catholic priests like Indian restaurants so much?

Unlimited fresh naans!

My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night...

But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation.

They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared.

It was a naan issue.

How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong?

It was a Naan issue

I am going to a very popular new Indian restaurant tonight

so I had to make an *Indian Reservation*

I went to an Indian restaurant to search for flatbread made in a tandoor.

There was naan to be found.

What do you get when you make a terrible pun at an Indian restaurant?

Papadum-tss

An Indian restaurant hired a contractor to remodel their place...

...They specifically wanted a tan door.

I received some bad news whilst eating a curry at an Indian Restaurant.

My naan had slipped into a korma. Darren Walsh

A guy walks into an Indian Restaurant.

He talks to the waiter. He then walks out. The manager asks the waiter, "why did that man leave?"
The waiter says, "he asked what kind of bread we have and I told him we have Naan.

After my mother's f**..., we all went for lunch at an Indian restaurant. When the waiter came to check that we had everything on our order he noticed my daughter crying.

He asked me what was wrong, I told him she was just missing her nan.

What's the difference between the types of Indians who live in Canada?

One type moves to Canada and opens up restaurants, the other type already have reservations.
:v

A fancy Indian restaurant just hired me to redo their entire menu...

I wish I could tell you more but I signed a naan disclosure agreement.

I took a girl to an Indian restaurant and ordered the flatbread basket for an appetizer. My date criticized my choice and stormed out.

Something about me being a naan starter.

If they have an Indian fast food restaurant

They should call it Curry in a Hurry.

Went to my favorite Indian restaurant and everyone was singing.

Found out later it was Curryoke night....

I recently opened a restaurant on top of ancient indian burial grounds. When I tried to explain my business to the local tribe they interrupted

Apparently they already had some reservations.

After finishing dinner in a restaurant, Indian wife told her husband, "Give tip to the waiter".

Husband called the waiter and said
"Don't get married!"

The Indian restaurant made a mistake with my order but I wasn't worried about it

It was a naan issue

I was in such a good mood this afternoon while eating at an Indian restaurant...

...that when I heard that they had run out of bread, it was totally a naan-issue.

What type of contract do Indian restaurant workers have to sign?

A naan-disclosure agreement

Why didn't the Indian restaurant serve any bread?

Because it had naan.

I heard about a brand new Indian restaurant

They serve fresh, authentic bread, but they always run out. I stopped by after work. Turns out they had Na'an.

Why did the Indian restaurant in Dallas have al fresco seating?

Because Texas is an open curry state.

Why was the business dinner at the Indian restaurant a failure?

Because they had a naan starter.

Why shouldn't you worry if you run out of bread at an Indian restaurant?

Because it's a naan issue.

What do you call a Vietnamese themed restaurant that only serves Indian food in Chinese take out containers?

PhoCurry.

My favourite Indian restaurant was closed today because they were sold out. When I called to see what was going on, they guy on the phone didn't seem to concerned.

Apparently it was naan-issue.

I ordered curry at an Indian restaurant, but the food just doesn't get served.

I asked the staff what's wrong, and they said they couldn't carry it.

There used to be an amazing Indian restaurant that cooked everything in clarified butter. It was called "The Ghee Spot".

Went out of business because no one could find it...

A man went to an Indian restaurant in Japan and was served some naan. He had never had this dish before so he asked the waiter, "Nan desu ka?"

The waiter replied, "Hai, naan desu."

A guy goes to an Indian restaurant and orders some breadsticks

The waiter said they had naan

Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?

Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!

Indian restaurants in my town will not be allowed to open, even after the lockdown is over.

They are deemed to be a Naan essential business.

Why do Indians never have to call ahead of time to restaurants?

Because they have reservations

A man walks into an Indian restaurant.

The waiter asks, have you ever ordered here before?
The man replies, No, I haven't.
The waiter continues, We're a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form, and he hands a piece of paper to the man.
The man squints at the paper and reads the single sentence, We have naan at this restaurant. The man looked up, puzzled, and asked why he needed to sign this worthless statement.
The waiter replied, impatiently, Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.

I wanted to invest some money into my uncle's Indian restaurant

He said: it's naan of your business

Tim Rice and Tim curry are going to open an Indian restaurant together.

They plan to call it 'Tim's'

An American white guy visits India.

Wanting to get a more authentic experience, he goes to an Indian restaurant and tells them to serve him their specials, no questions asked. After eating a few bites, he calls the waiter and says, "Hey, this is brilliant food, but I just have a tiny request. This is a tad bit too spicy for my taste, so could you please ask the chef to make my food less spicy than this please?"
The waiter perplexed, looks at the man and says "Sir,
....this is dessert"

Why shouldn't you bother to order a flatbread appetizer from an Indian restaurant?

It will be a naan starter.

I'm not allowed to share the recipe for the bread we have at the Indian restaurant.

It's a naan disclosure agreement.

I had a dream I ran an Indian restaurant staffed entirely by former s**... workers…

It was a naan profit whoreganization.

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