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Hilarious Indian Parents Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What is a good indian parents joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the Indian kid say to his parents when he left for school

Mum bai

Have you seen the Indian adaptation of 'How I Met Your Mother' ?

It's called 'How My Parents Met Your Mother's Parents'

Indian parents don't usually throw surprise parties for their kids...

But when they do, it's called an ARRANGED MARRIAGE.

Indian wedding

My girlfriend had to go to a wedding. I asked her whose wedding, and she told me that her friend, who is Indian, parents got divorced and now her dad is getting married for the second time. So asked her "Is it a rearranged marriage?"

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A joke from my grandfather who is a Indian man in the United States.

Him: "Muslims are going to vote for trump"
Me: "Really?"
Him: "Yeah. They want him to stop their parents from visiting constantly"

Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry?

No one. Her parents chose for her.

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A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask.

He sees his dad wearing only chaps and a cowboy hat, on top of his mother, who has a feathered headdress and an indian s**... outfit on. He quickly shuts their door and disappears.
The parents decided to finish what they were doing, but a few minutes later, the wife asks the dad to go talk to their son about the costumes and about walking into their bedroom without knocking.
The dad is walking down the hall toward his son's room, but hears strange noises coming from grandma's room. He opens the door, and sees his son wearing doctors' scrubs, but with his pants down - doing grandma from behind.
The dad yells out, "Jason! What are you doing?!"
The son says, "See dad - it's not so funny when it's your mother!"

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