Indian Name Jokes
62 indian name jokes and hilarious indian name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indian name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Indian Name Short Jokes
Short indian name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indian name humour may include short indian english jokes also.
- A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
Sorry - A half indian-half Irish man married a half chinese-half Italian woman After much deliberation,they named their son
Ravi O'Lee - So the Cleveland Indians are changing their name because they think it's derogatory to a group of people: Their new name:
The Ohio Indians - Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear. Is it too late now to say "sari"?
- I told my friend I was gonna open a bakery specializing in Indian bread. He asked me what I was going to name it.
I told him it's "Naan of your business". - 3 Horses I asked the Indian man how it was that his wife was named 'Three Horses', such an unusual name?
He said, "Nag, Nag, Nag!" - Why did all the Indians leave Oklahoma? Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, and Nowata.
(These are names of cities in Oklahoma) - awkward I have a friend named Bob. Today I went to his home and his sister answered the door. I said i wanted to see bob.
There was an awkward confusion for a second as I am from Indian ethnicity. - An Indian was teaching his grandson how to hunt. He looks down at the ground and says, "White man was here."
His grandson says, "Really?! How can you tell?"
"Yellow snow. He wrote his name" - Hey'd you hear about that guy who's half Indian, half Canadian? Yeah, his name is Aziz I'msorry
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Indian Name One Liners
Which indian name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indian name? I can suggest the ones about indian girl and native american name.
- What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi
:D - What is the perfect name for an Indian butler? Mahatma Coat
- Why was the Indian named Brown Behind? Because he had no TP.
- Cleveland Indians are going to change their name.... ....I suggest Cleveland Bharati.
- My girlfriend has her very own Indian name.... Running Late.
- What's the name of the Indian fast food restaurant? Curry in a hurry.
- Most of Christian names are derived from Indian names Any more you can think of ?
- A Native dude asked me, "Do you know what my Indian name is at the bar?" "Running Tab"
- What is Brad Pitt's Indian cousin's name? Bradpeet
- What's the most not safe for work Indian name? Hardik.
- What is another name for the Indian James Bond 007/11
- We were naming out uses for water in class. And Indian kid said "hygiene".
- Whats the best name for an Indian butler? Mahat Macoat
- Indian names are funny Hello, I'm dikshit
- What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats.
Hilarious Indian Name Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about indian name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mean indian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indian name pranks.
An American Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?” “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual s**... Studies Convention in Chicago".
He swallowed hard.
Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting about s**... studies!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my extensive personal experience to share interesting facts about sexuality.
"Really," he gulped,"like what?"
"Well," she explained, "For instance, Native American Indians are the most passionate. While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully. And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it's the Southern r**...."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Um, Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
Indian names
A young Indian boy was very self conscious of his name and wanted to know why he was called what he was. He went to the chief and asked "chief, why have you given me my name?". The chief said "well son, we give our children their names based on what we see when they are born. Like your brother, Running Buffalo, we saw buffalo running when he was born. Your sister, Blue Sky, was so ugly that we had to look up at the sky when she was born. So, why do you ask Two Dogs p**...?"
Falling rock
Waay back in the day the Indians had a child named Falling Rock, lovely kid. As soon as the white man came to their land Falling Rock disappeared. They couldn't find him anywhere, still even to this day we have signs on the road that say "watch for falling rock"
Indian chief
So there's this Indian reservation, and the food stamps are 3 days late. People are starting to get uppity about it. So the local chief has to leave and go talk to the government people about it. He doesn't know English very well, so he is scared. But he makes sure not to let other see fear on his face. He goes down to the office, gets in line, and an old woman yells to him from the side of the room "hey! What's your name?"
He answers "Red Eagle Circle Water."
The woman replies "You don't hear a name like that every day."
The chief is confused, and he says back "Yeah I do."
Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99¢?
Because she was always under a buck
What was the name of the Indian dating site?
Connect the dots
A catholic priest and an Indian named John...
One Friday afternoon on the reservation John and his family were starving. John, being a great hunter, went out and killed a deer to feed his wife and kids.
A catholic priest sees this and says, "John! What are you doing? You cannot eat meat on a Friday!"
John says to the priest, "It's not meat, it's fish!"
The priest couldn't believe his ears. He quickly replied, "It is meat and you should not tell lies, John!"
John says, "I assure you father, it is fish."
Cofused and curious the father ask John, "Why do you say it is fish?"
John says, "I sprinkled water on it and I said from meat you become fish."
The priest yells at John, "You cannot do that!"
John says, "Why not father? When I met you I was Mapuche, then you sprinkled water on me and I became John."
Old Native American joke
A young Indian boy was curious about how he got his name. He asked the chief, "Chief, how do we get our names?"
The Chief answers him, "We give names by what is outside of the teepee during ones birth.
"When your mom was born, it was a beautiful April day, so we named her BlueSky.
"After your dad's birth we were greeted by a majestic deer, so we named him WhiteTail."
The chief looked at the boy a little puzzled,
"Why do you ask BearFuckingBear?"
A man sees a really attractive woman on a train reading the newspaper
...so he chats her up on today's headline.
He: "So, yesterday was the Nymphomaniacs' Congress. I don't suppose you've attended, did you?"
She: "Well, as a matter of fact, I did."
He: "And? What's new in the world of nymphomaniacs?"
She: "Nothing much, Indians have the longest, the Irish can go the longest, same old, same old."
He: "Oh, where are my manners? The name's a O'Connor. Geronimo O'Connor."
Bengal Lancers joke from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
D: which side were you on?
LP: I rode with the British Cavalry.
D: What was the name of that outfit?
LP: The Bengal Lancers
D: (Starts laughing.) That's funny.
Little girl: No, it's not.
D: Sure i is. Think about it.
Little Girl: You're right. It is funny.
"Five Horses Is Her Name"
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean ..."
"NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"
Choosing a suitable name
A boy is born of multiple heritages. He is of Irish Indian Chinese and Italian descent.
His parents had a hard time choosing a name, but they eventually settled for something suitable.
They called him - Ravi O'Lee.
An Indian Chief is sitting under a tree...
An Indian Chief and his son are sitting under a tree, looking out over the plains when his son asks: "Father, why is sister named, Running Deer?"
Chief: "Because, my son, when she was being born I looked out of the teepee and saw a deer running."
Son: "Father, why is brother called Charging Bull?"
Chief: "Because my son, when he was being born I looked out of the teepee and saw a bull running. Why do you ask, p**... Dog?
A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother
They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
i'll see myself out
s**... Statistics on a Plane.
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They
exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about s**... statistics. He asks her about it and she replies,
"This is a very interesting book about s**... statistics.
It identifies that American Indians have the longest
average p**... and Polish men have the biggest average
diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
How the Fukarwe Indians got their Name:
The Fukarwe Indians lived in Utah about 2,000 years ago.
They were a peaceful tribe and lived in Teepees on the prarie.
One day it started raining heavily.......and kept on raining.
The prarie started to flood and they were forced to move to higher ground.
And the rain kept coming......and the tribe had to move to higher and higher ground.
Until they found themselves at the top of a mountain.
And the Chief raised his hands to the Sky and shouted.
Where the Fukarwe!!!!..........z
A man asked an American Indian for his wife's name...
"She is called Five Horses" He replied.
"That's an unusual name, what does it mean?"
The Indian grimaced. "f**.......NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"
How did the heckawii indians get their name?
They split off from a larger tribe and fallowed a river, they walked for weeks and months until finally coming to a great plain, the Indian chief looked at the medicine man and said "where the heck are we?"
A man travelling through Arizona stops at a small town and goes into a bar
He stands at the end of the bar and lights up a cigar. As he sips his drink, he stands there quietly blowing smoke rings.
After he's blown nine or ten smoke rings, an angry Indian comes up to him and says, "Listen buddy, if you don't stop calling me names, I'll smash your face in!"
An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, has swam with sharks, has wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was...
Bindair Dundat
The Cleveland Indians have officially decided on a new team name.
Say hello to your new Cleveland r**...!
A couple just had their first son , the husband is half Irish and half Indian , the wife half chinese and half Italian both wishes to have their son name after their heritage ..
After much argument they decided on the name.
Ravi O'Lee
