Indian Food Jokes
80 indian food jokes and hilarious indian food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indian food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Indian Food Short Jokes
Short indian food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indian food humour may include short indian curry jokes also.
- Relationships are like Indian food They start out hot and spicy but end up with someone on the toilet crying and saying why me.
- My girlfriend and I broke up today because she said she didn't like Indian food. I told her it was Naan negotiable
- They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades... But a master of naan.
My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight. - If Bill Gates eats American food and Ghandi eats Indian food, what food does Usain Bolt eat? fast food
- I love Indian food But I'm always hesitant about the appetizers. It seems like a lot of them would be naan-starters.
- Got into an argument with a colleague so I bought their favorite Indian food, to attempt to make up. I tried to curry favor but they were having naan of it. I only managed to tikka them off more.
- My wife and I were debating Indian food I'm pretty sure I won because all her arguments were naan-sequiturs.
- I don't normally eat bread... But today we had Indian food at work.
It was na'an negotiable. - Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food? Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!
- Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea? If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.
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Indian Food One Liners
Which indian food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indian food? I can suggest the ones about indian restaurant and indian people.
- I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction.
- I wanted to make a joke to my buddy about Indian food... But he was having naan of it
- What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier.
- What do you call an Atheist who loves Indian food? A NAAN believer.
- I had Indian food for lunch and almost choked on it Talk about a paneer-death experience
- What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food A naan sequitur
- I was craving some Indian food yesterday... ...So I went and got subway.
- I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread It was a nan issue.
- What do you get when you fuse Arab and Indian food? Explosive Diarrhea
- The Indian Spy training University is very effective Even the food has spice in it..
- What does an Indian chef say when seasoning their food? It's fennel thyme!
- He cooks Indian food. He's a Sioux chef.
- What is the indian hardware engineer's favourite food? NAND bread
- What's the name of the Indian fast food restaurant? Curry in a hurry.
- Why do Indians never run out of fresh food? Because there's always a New Delhi.
Silly Indian Food Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about indian food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean indian english jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indian food pranks.
A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."
Responses:
American: "Keep trying!"
Briton: "Change Doctor!"
Aussie: "Follow a special diet."
Indian: "Practice yoga!"
Pinoy: "Let me try!"
Why must you be careful when making Indian food?
Because you don't want to end up with bad Korma.
COWBOY WHISPERER
Cowboy: "That your dog?"
Indian: "Yep."
Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather........"
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep lie..... "
They say breaking a sweat every day is one of the healthiest things you can do...
good thing I eat a lot of Indian food.
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GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a v**... and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead; He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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God enjoys a good laugh!!
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**There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black:**
* He called everyone brother;
* He liked Gospel;
* He didn't get a fair trial.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:**
* He went into His Father's business;
* He lived at home until he was 33;
* He was sure his Mother was a v**... and his Mother was sure He was God.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:**
* He talked with His hands;
* He had wine with His meals;
* He used olive oil.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:**
* He never cut His hair;
* He walked around barefoot all the time;
* He started a new religion.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:**
* He was at peace with nature;
* He ate a lot of fish;
* He talked about the Great Spirit.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:**
* He never got married;
* He was always telling stories;
* He loved green pastures.
**But the most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a woman:**
* He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food;
* He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it;
* And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
Can I get an AMEN!!
Indian chief
So there's this Indian reservation, and the food stamps are 3 days late. People are starting to get uppity about it. So the local chief has to leave and go talk to the government people about it. He doesn't know English very well, so he is scared. But he makes sure not to let other see fear on his face. He goes down to the office, gets in line, and an old woman yells to him from the side of the room "hey! What's your name?"
He answers "Red Eagle Circle Water."
The woman replies "You don't hear a name like that every day."
The chief is confused, and he says back "Yeah I do."
What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone?
Naan-aggression.
UN Food Survey Fails...
UN Phone Survey
Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia , New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant
it was a naan issue
My friend has a job where he fixes lights
and the other week he was in an Indian restaraunt fixing some, and they were using these huge cauldrons to cook their food.
As he was attaching one of the lights he fell into one of thsee "cauldrons" and he was extremely injured, terribly unlucky.
Today I rang the hospital to see how he is doing and then said its not going good. He's in a corma.
Where do indians get their food?
At the New Delhi
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That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all...
It was quite daal.
I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have.
She told him there was Naan.
What do you call a basketball player who likes Indian food?
Steph curry
Update: Indian bread factory no longer under investigation for food poisoning, inspector declares.
It was a naan-issue.
I've been trying to cook Indian food all year but I keep getting spices everywhere
At least I look like a seasoned chef
Cancer loves Indian food...
All the Tumeric.
I'd tell you the joke about the time I lost a fortune in Indian food
But it's naan of your business.
I got takeout Indian food and realized when I got home that they forgot about the bread.
It was a naan issue.
My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night
My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night, but none of us could decide where to go. After asking around for good places to get Indian food, we finally decided to go get sandwiches at that New Delhi everyone kept talking about.
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If they have an Indian fast food restaurant
They should call it Curry in a Hurry.
Dear Diary..
..today I ate Indian food and Taco bell.
Thus, I will call you "Dear Diarrea" for the next two days.
After eating that Indian food I have a dinosaur in my pants.
An Itchysaurus.
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What do you get when you mix Indian food and s**...?
A Paneerial disease.
Who won the Indian food cooking competition?
The British chef.
I travelled all the way to India to find a fantastic joke about Indian food!
Sadly when I got there it turned out they had Naan. :'(
What's Master P's favorite Indian food?
Mmmm, na-Naan, na-Naan!
We went for Indian food on our first date so I tried to get conversation going at the table by ordering appetizers...
Turns out that was a naan starter
Airline food
What did one Indian Ocean shark say to the other?
"Man I'm getting tired of all this airline food..."
What do you call a Vietnamese themed restaurant that only serves Indian food in Chinese take out containers?
PhoCurry.
I ordered curry at an Indian restaurant, but the food just doesn't get served.
I asked the staff what's wrong, and they said they couldn't carry it.
Someone asked me whether or not I believed Indian food is healthy.
I told them I'm a naan-believer.
My wife always cooks Indian food for dinner, even though I hate it.
It's been a recurrying issue
If Italian food is made by Italians and Indian food by Indians,...
who is making Dog food?
A man moved to New York from India and he opened a lunch counter where he served traditional Indian foods and sandwiches to go. He decorated it in Indian style to remind him of his home city and hired his friends and neighbors from the old country to work there.
You might say he was setting up a little Delhi.
just watched a man get arrested trying to steal frozen food from an indian market
instant korma
An American white guy visits India.
Wanting to get a more authentic experience, he goes to an Indian restaurant and tells them to serve him their specials, no questions asked. After eating a few bites, he calls the waiter and says, "Hey, this is brilliant food, but I just have a tiny request. This is a tad bit too spicy for my taste, so could you please ask the chef to make my food less spicy than this please?"
The waiter perplexed, looks at the man and says "Sir,
....this is dessert"
Made some Indian food for dinner the other night. While telling my wife what was in it, I said I'd used butter in one part, but wished I'd had some ghee instead. She looked at me quizzically, and I continued "Because it's more traditionally Indian."
"Ah," she replied. "Thanks for clarifying."
Note: this actually happened! She's a gem and I'm keeping her.
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What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food ?
What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food
A naan sequitur
