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He drowned in his own tepee
and the white man is trying to learn how to hunt game from the indian. So the indian is moving quickly and quietly through the dense forest and the white man is fumbling loudly behind him. Suddenly, the indian stops short and presses his cheek up against a large tree. He then exclaims,
*"Moose come."*
The white man is baffled by how the indian discovered this and says, *"How do you know that?"*
Indian: *"Cheek sticky."*
The first Indian says: "Buffalo come".
The second Indian says: "Buffalo no come".
The first Indian places his ear back on the ground and repeats "Buffalo come".
The second Indian places his ear back on the ground and says "I no hear anything, why you think buffalo come?"
The first Indian replies "Ear sticky".
An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel and asks for a room for the night. The receptionist says "of course, sir, do you have a reservation?"
To which he replies "I'm not that kind of Indian!"
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have to show you are proficient in the English language. Please make a sentence using the words: Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujibar responded, 'The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and say, Yellow! This is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him.
He used Apple Maps.
Connect the dots.
(I'll see my self out.)
They had reservations.
I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".
A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army.
Interviewer: "We want a person with a suspicious mind; always alert, merciless; ready to attack; high sense of hearing & most importantly; having a killer instinct. So Do you think you are eligible?"
Man: "No Sir; but can my Wife apply?"
Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."
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We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas.
Bad dates.
Your laughter is important to us.
You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested.
This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?
Mumbai
Is it:
A) Holy Loaf
B) Sacred Baguette
Or C) Naan of the above
Mumbai
Nah, they have Naan.
He was Sikh.
Because it's white and settles on their land.
They're naan-profit organizations.
"Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"Samosa?"
"No, thank you, I'm full now."
Mumbai
Arranged marriage
p.s. I'm an Indian living in India.
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Mumbai!
New Delhi
:D
An Indian man is at home, cooking for his family. He is a very wealthy scientist, so he was able to purchase a tandoor. Tonight he decides to break it in. As he takes his bread out, he notices something strange. It almost falls apart in his hands. As he gets it on the plate, it turns into a viscous liquid. Amazed, he began trying to figure out what this was. After several minutes of keeping his family waiting, he let's out an audible "Aha!" He then proceeds to slam his fist onto the bread. Miraculously, the bread held together and almost seemed to form a solid.
"Just as I thought." He says.
"A Naan-Newtonian Fluid."
But a master of naan.
My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight.
you drive on what is left on the road.
Everyone is already in a caste
After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
Wait, ladies, cried the professor, The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!
Mumbai.
Mumbai.
The empire strikes back.
to get a visa for a visit to his friend placed there. When asked where he was going, he replied,"San Jose"...!
The immigration officer corrected that San Jose is pronounced ''San Hose'' ...J is pronounced as ''H''
'' So how long is your stay in San Jose?''
"7 months; from Hanuary to Huly."
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It is white and settles on their land.
I nearly came on the spot!
"Sorry, not Sari."
The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."
The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"
The Indian replied: "Sticky."
They got very happy and asked me to take them to India the next time. I don't know what's there to be happy about. I just told them " We blow crackers."
He shivas
I said, "Whats up, Won't it start?"
every night he hits her at the same time. Always at 7:00. Right on the Dot.
A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts "Is there a doctor here?"
A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: "I am. What is the problem?"
She replies: "Do you want to meet my daughter?"
Mumbai
A definitive guide to India: The Hindus and the Hindont's
An Indian man tries to rob a bank. He walks out of the bank with no money. The getaway driver asks him Where's the money? And why do you have so many computers? The bank robber replies They thougth I was tech support.
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop.
She was nervous but sat on one tall stool in front of the bartender.
The guy sitting on her left said: "Jack Daniels, Single"
The guy on her right side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
Then the bartender looked at the lady & said: And you..?
The lady replied: "Parmjeet kaur, Married.
Indian it doesn't even matter.
Namaste.
Rolling Rock
Screw you Soshul Distin Singh!
Meanwhile, Chinese textile mills are rolling out an all-new clothing line: "Boycott China" and are anticipating great demand from India.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Neither was Obama. Actually I live in India.
Only one of them is an elephant.
I can show you how we make our bread, but I'll need to you sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement first.
"baby. if you were in India they would worship you"
His wife responds while blushing "does that mean I'm a goddess"
He smiles and says "no you're a cow"
A politician visited an Indian village and asked what their needs were.
We have 2 basic needs sir, replied the villager.
Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's no doctor.
On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in the village.
They've got much practice thanks to a lot of Sikh people
The next day the Minister died of poisoning.
Interviewer(in an Indian language) : Do you know English?
Candidate: Are the thieves from England?
...but actually, the U.S.'s population is a lot denser.
after eating lunch at their English friend's house as they couldn't taste anything.
Me: in India
Interviewer: oh, which part?
Me: What 'which part' ..? Whole body was born in India.
An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital. His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep. He looks around the room in a daze and calls out to them.
"Padma, my beautiful wife, are you here"
"Yes I am here my husband", she says
"Kajol, my daughter, are you here"
"Yes I am here father", she says
"Suren, My son, are you here"
"Yes I am here father", he says
"Well, if all of you are here, then who is looking after the bloody shop" yells the father
Iยดve not recieved a single phone call this week from
Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.
That i haven't got a scam call in ages
It was my complimentary nan
They're naan-profit organizations.
Bad dates.
Absolute naansense
In India they're called Cyclones
In Japan they're called Typhoons
In Britain they're called Wednesdays
But then again, you should always take stats from the internet with a pinch of salt.
It's Naan of your business.
He'll be alright. He got a loan to open a New Delhi.
You always have to go to a New Del(h)i
They use their Sikh leave
They said it is naan for you.
**an outdian**
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