independance Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious independance puns

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance.

I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Dancing was popular in 1776

The Independance

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Scotland

Why do the Scots like lying? They are scared the truth would set them free.

Why do Scots love ants? They also like to live in a colony.

Why don't Scots like punk rock groups? They put their music on independent labels.

What is the most unpopular dance in Scotland? The indepen-dance.

How are Scots similar to bicycles? They both need chains around them.

Why have Scots stopped wearing rings? Because freedom rings.

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What's America's favorite dance?

Indepen-dance

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What dance do Americans do on the 4th of July?

The indepen-dance.

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What are the most funny Independance jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Independance? Well, here are the best Independance dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Independance pick up lines to share with friends.

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