Indecisive Jokes
54 indecisive jokes and hilarious indecisive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indecisive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Indecisive Short Jokes
Short indecisive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indecisive humour may include short undecided jokes also.
- Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive? Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.
- My Girlfriend said I was indecisive. I said I wasn't sure about that.
- I'd say that I'm quite indecisive Then again I'm not so sure
- My therapist just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder and extreme indecisiveness. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
- I used to be indecisive Now I'm not so sure though
- What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybee
- I hate indecisive people... I think.
- What do you call an indecisive reptilian? A Dinosorta.
- The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar.
- What do you call a strong and indecisive person? Mighty!
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Indecisive One Liners
Which indecisive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indecisive? I can suggest the ones about uncertain and deciding.
- What do you call an indecisive potato? A HESI-TATER.
- What does an indecisive person wear? Flip Flops.
- I hate being indecisive. Or do I?
- Did you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.
- I used to think I was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure.
- My wife left me because i'm too indecisive.. I don't know what I'm going to do now
- My friend thinks I'm too indecisive. I'm not sure what to think of that.
- I used to think I was indecisive... Now I just don't know anymore.
- What do indecisive people enjoy doing? I don't know.
- "Indecisive" is my favourite word. Actually, no it isn't.
- I need to work on my indecisiveness On second thought maybe I don't need to
- I get my indecisiveness from my mother Or my father, I'm not sure
- My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence
- I used to be incredibly indecisive. But now I'm not that sure...
- My biggest weakness is probably indecisiveness I think...
Fun-Filled Indecisive Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about indecisive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hesitant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indecisive pranks.
Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic.
I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other.
My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...
We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a c**... grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is really rubbing off on him.
I would say I'm pretty Indecisive...
Well actually maybe not
I'd like to commit s**... to get rid of my indecisiveness
but I don't wanna jump into conclusions.
I went for a job interview today...
"Describe yourself in one word."
"Indecisive, maybe. I'm not sure."
I'm so indecisive!
Actually uhh wait no I'm not.
My family always calls me indecisive
And I can't help wonder if they're right.
I used to be really indecisive...
Now I'm not so sure.
I'm a pretty Indecisive person
Wait, maybe. I think I am, actually maybe not I don't know.
I was asked to pick a word to describe myself...
But I couldn't choose between indecisive and hesitant.
The raven was indecisive....
He said, "Probably not. But don't quote me on that."
*Sorry, that's was a Poe joke.*
What was the indecisive man's favorite month?
May
I used to be indecisive
... but now I'm not so sure anymore.
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