Indecisive Jokes
54 indecisive jokes and hilarious indecisive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indecisive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Indecisive Short Jokes
Short indecisive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indecisive humour may include short undecided jokes also.
- My therapist just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder and extreme indecisiveness. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
- What do you call an indecisive reptilian? A Dinosorta.
- The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar.
- What do you call a strong and indecisive person? Mighty!
- I went for a job interview today... "Describe yourself in one word."
"Indecisive, maybe. I'm not sure." - Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic. I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other.
- I was asked to pick a word to describe myself... But I couldn't choose between indecisive and hesitant.
- What was the indecisive man's favorite month? May
- The raven was indecisive.... He said, "Probably not. But don't quote me on that."
*Sorry, that's was a Poe joke.* - I would say I'm pretty Indecisive... Well actually maybe not
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Indecisive One Liners
Which indecisive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indecisive? I can suggest the ones about uncertain and hesitant.
- What do you call an indecisive potato? A HESI-TATER.
- What does an indecisive person wear? Flip Flops.
- I hate being indecisive. Or do I?
- Did you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.
- I used to think I was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure.
- My wife left me because i'm too indecisive.. I don't know what I'm going to do now
- My friend thinks I'm too indecisive. I'm not sure what to think of that.
- What do indecisive people enjoy doing? I don't know.
- "Indecisive" is my favourite word. Actually, no it isn't.
- I need to work on my indecisiveness On second thought maybe I don't need to
- I get my indecisiveness from my mother Or my father, I'm not sure
- My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence
- My biggest weakness is probably indecisiveness I think...
- My Girlfriend said I was indecisive. I said I wasn't sure about that.
- I hate indecisive people... I think.
Fun-Filled Indecisive Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about indecisive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean decides jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indecisive pranks.
Why are indecisive miners the worst?
because all day they deal with ores.
There was an indecisive buddha...
...his mantra was 'ummmm'
What do you call an indecisive German Shepard
K Nein
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My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke...
We were trying to decide where to eat, I offered up Buffalo Wild Wings, but my son and daughter were being indecisive. I finally said ok guys, make up your mind My son replied with a c**... grin "C'mon Mom we'll just wing it"...he then burst into laughter for five minutes....his fathers humor is really rubbing off on him.
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I'd like to commit s**... to get rid of my indecisiveness
but I don't wanna jump into conclusions.
My mother said that I'm indecisive
I couldn't understand where that came from, so I asked people. "It's because you like both dogs and cats" said my boyfriend. "No, no, no. It's because she likes both tea and coffee" said my girlfriend.
Indecision can be a weapon. Sometimes, the best offense is a good on-fence.
That's it. That was the whole joke.
I think my son has a serious case of indecisiveness...
...but I'm not sure what to do about it.
I'm so indecisive!
Actually uhh wait no I'm not.
I am a bit indecisive.
Very indecisive actually. No, a bit indecisive.
What do you call an indecisive North Korean?
Kim Jong Um...
My family always calls me indecisive
And I can't help wonder if they're right.
I was asked if my problem was making wrong decisions or being indecisive.
I wasn't really sure so I said it was indecision.
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