Indecent Exposure Jokes
52 indecent exposure jokes and hilarious indecent exposure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about indecent exposure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short indecent exposure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The indecent exposure humour may include short indecent jokes also.
- The other day I got pulled over by a cop. When he walked up, I pulled out my 9mm... Once he stopped laughing, he wrote me up for indecent exposure...
- I was pulled over by the police today, so I whipped out my nine millimetre... After they stopped laughing, they arrested me for indecent exposure.
- Learning photography is hard. Last week I got kicked out of a photography workshop for indecent exposure.
- A beautiful lady once asked me what I like in a woman. I got six months for indecent exposure.
- Yo mama's so ugly She took off her facemask during quarantine and was arrested for indecent exposure
- I went fishing recently and caught a 20lb sea bass. I tried to mount it But I was arrested for indecent exposure.
- It only takes a second to show someone how you really feel about them... Cops call it indecent exposure, but whatever.
- It's important to show a woman how you feel about her The police called it 'indecent exposure' but whatever...
- Yo Mama so ugly... Yo Mama so ugly that when she walked outside she was charged with indecent exposure.
- Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for indecent exposure at the aquarium? The sicko likes to cuttlefish.
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Indecent Exposure One Liners
Which indecent exposure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with indecent exposure? I can suggest the ones about exposure and exposed.
- A photographer had his lens fall off his camera He was fined for indecent exposure.
- I got arrested for indecent exposure. They've sent me to the Small Claims Court.
- A man took a dark photograph and was arrested He was charged with indecent exposure
- Why was the photographer arrested? Indecent exposure.
- Why was the photographer arrested? flashing and indecent exposure...
- Can I press indecent exposure charges against stars? Because today the sun mooned me.
- Why did the photograph go to jail? Indecent exposure
- Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure.
- I flashed my BIOS... ... and got arrested for indecent exposure.
- Yo momma is so ugly she got kicked out of a nudist colony for indecent exposure.
Indecent Exposure Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about indecent exposure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean obscene jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make indecent exposure pranks.
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?“
The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff… I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…so I did. Then she pulls off her p**... and asks me to pull off my shorts… so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of s**... and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy..' and here I am.”
Son of a Gun, Blond men do exist.
It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour."
Testified the man charged with indecent exposure.
"Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge.
"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman... So I showed her."
Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway.
When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?"
The driver said "I blew my t**...."
The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.
The n**... cowboy
**n**... Cowboy**
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ......
I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.
Then she pulls off her p**... and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of s**... and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy.. '
'And here I am.'
Did you hear about the choir boys
They were charged with indecent exposure last winter, the cops found them with there p**... in the snow bank when questioned why they responded with "the priest likes a couple cold ones after the sermon"
The photo technician got caught m**... to people's photos
They charged him with "indecent exposure"
Steve was walking down the street, when he came across a police officer
and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure
"It was a misunderstanding, your honor" says a man who is in court for indecent exposure.
"Explain the statement," the judge demanded. "Well you see this girl and I were drinking at the bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman --- so I showed her"
- Got this one from my uncle, never heard it before
I might be on trial for indecent exposure...
but all the news coverage is giving me some pretty decent exposure.
Lack of Evidence
Son: gets out of shower with towel on.
Cop Dad: "I'd arrest you for indecent exposure, but I'm afraid they'd have to let you go due to lack of evidence."
Why was it so hard to get good pictures of the eclipse?
Because mooning is considered indecent exposure.
I was talking to the man at the dry cleaners.
I said, "Can I drop my trousers here tomorrow?"
He said, "Of course."
I'm now banned for indecent exposure.
A man was taking a walk when he came across a police officer
...and was immediately arrested for indecent exposure.
I believe /u/belungawhale was the dude from whom I first heard this joke
A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse."
But, as he got closer, it became apparent that she really was hanging out her blouse.
When the officer got face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" the woman asked.
"Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."
The woman quickly looked down and screamed, "Oh my God! I left my baby on the bus!"
A man in my town was arrested for indecent exposure when he forgot to close his fuel filler door on his car.
He was showing the public his gas hole.
Dad joke
Q: why was the lawyer arrested for indecent exposure?
A: he showed the courts his briefs
I decided to go as Winnie the Pooh for Halloween.
Sorry I could just now post about it since I've been in jail for indecent exposure for walking around in a red t-shirt and nothing else.
Never let your children be photographed by new photographers.....
They're known for indecent exposure......
If I had a dollar for every woman who's seen me n**......
...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.
The sign said No shirt, no shoes, no service.
It never said anything about pants, so I don't understand why I got arrested for indecent exposure ?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a c**... day. I got stopped and the police officer wrote me a ticket for not having hubcaps on my car," he tells the bartender. "What? That's not i**..." the bartender says. "That's what I thought, too. But he wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure," the guy says. "He said my nuts were showing."
Today a woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
When I got face to face with the woman, I said, "Miss, are you aware that you could be cited for indecent exposure?"
"Why?" the woman asked.
"Well," I said, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."
The woman quickly looked down and screamed, "Oh my God! I left my baby on the bus!"