Incredible Hulk Jokes

Funniest Incredible Hulk Short Jokes

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1. What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? Star spangled Banner.
2. If I were Bruce Banner's son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn't exist I'm not angry…I'm just disappointed
3. After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle. He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
4. It's double standards!!!! When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."
   But when I do it,
   I'm, "an alcoholic."
5. Once a month for twelve months, I visited actors who'd played the Incredible Hulk. It was a Banner year for me.
6. What's the difference between me and Bruce Banner ? When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes "The Incredible Hulk".
   When I get angry, I am just called "An Incredible Sulk".
7. Marvel just confirmed that the Incredible Hulk will be replacing Captain America He will be called the Star Spangled BANNER
8. Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
9. When the Hulk gets angry and smashes things, he's incredible. When I do it, "I'm an alcoholic!"
10. What do you call an s**... i**... between Nigel Thornberry and The Incredible Hulk? SMASHING!

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1. What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
2. You haven't heard of The Incredible Hulk's new fashion line? It's all the rage.
3. The Incredible Hulk has started his own fashion line. It's all the rage.
4. What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes.
5. What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station? Turnham Green!
6. What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal? Smashed potatoes.
7. Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE
8. The Incredible Hulk became a muslim. Now his new catchphrase is "i slam".
9. banks hate doctor Bruce Banner. Since he's incredible hulk.
10. Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk
11. What do you call the Incredible Hulk when he hasn't s**... in a few days? Mark Scruffalo

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