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Alligators can live up to 100 years...
Which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.
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If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chances of a s**... by 50%
Let her finish the bottle and she'll probably s**... it as well.
The World Health Organization has stated that eating bacon increases your chances of getting cancer.
Statistics also show that not eating bacon dramatically increases your chances of blowing yourself up.
Today I opened the door to some Jambalaya's Witnesses
They asked if I would like to take a moment to buy some Cajun sauce to increase my chances of salivation.
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Handgun owners have a 2% increased rate of s**....
If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020.
A new study found that children who are given a musical education are better at distinguishing words.
Unfortunately it also increases their chances later in life to develop angry, yelling neighbors.
How do the SEOs increase the chances their rock band will be discovered?
By turning up the AMP.
You've had a bad day but...
The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
The flesh eating virus barely touched your other arm.
Imagine what would have happened if your ex-wife had a *good* lawyer.
The fertility drugs worked 4 times better than expected.
The insurance company said they will pay the full book value of $455 for your 1966 Corvette.
At least the operation was partially successful.
Don't worry about who the real father is, your son's chances of getting a full scholarship just increased significantly!
Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances.
"What if we get lost?" says one of them.
"Fire three shots up in the air, every hour on the hour," says the other.
"I saw it on TV."
Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three shots up into the air every hour on the hour.
The next day the other hunter finds his friend with the help of the Forest Ranger.
"Did you do what I said?" asked the hunter.
"Yes, I fired three shots up into the air every hour on the hour, until I ran out of arrows."
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